1 00:00:47,465 --> 00:00:49,341 This is Doug. I can't answer you. 2 00:00:49,508 --> 00:00:51,635 Leave your contact details. I'll remind you. 3 00:00:58,642 --> 00:01:02,480 This is Dr. Stuart Price, of Divine Dentistry. 4 00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:04,690 Leave a message after... 5 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:12,573 Hi, it's Phil. 6 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:16,035 Leave a message or not. No texting, that sounds gay. 7 00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:18,996 SO ? 8 00:01:19,163 --> 00:01:20,706 They're all on voicemail. 9 00:01:21,499 --> 00:01:23,584 There is surely an explanation. 10 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:26,128 It's Las Vegas. Time flies in these casinos. 11 00:01:26,337 --> 00:01:28,506 No window, no clock. 12 00:01:28,672 --> 00:01:29,757 He must be in a rush. 13 00:01:30,216 --> 00:01:34,011 We don't leave the table when you're in a rush. 14 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:36,764 Unless we have to get married. 15 00:01:39,391 --> 00:01:40,518 Tracy, it's Phil. 16 00:01:41,352 --> 00:01:42,770 Where are you? 17 00:01:43,187 --> 00:01:44,897 I start to mark up. 18 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:46,690 Listen... 19 00:01:50,945 --> 00:01:51,946 We screwed up. 20 00:01:52,404 --> 00:01:55,658 - What are you talking about? - the bachelor party... 21 00:01:57,368 --> 00:01:59,745 Things got a little out of hand and... 22 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:03,666 we lost Doug. 23 00:02:05,209 --> 00:02:06,585 We can't find Doug. 24 00:02:06,752 --> 00:02:07,753 It's not okay? 25 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:10,047 We're getting married in 5 hours! 26 00:02:13,676 --> 00:02:15,219 It's a mess. 27 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:20,474 VERY BAD TRIP 1 28 00:03:45,476 --> 00:03:47,811 A little further to the left. 29 00:03:51,482 --> 00:03:53,484 Two days earlier 30 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:55,986 Easy, you dirty pervert! 31 00:03:56,153 --> 00:03:57,821 He measures your crotch. 32 00:03:58,030 --> 00:03:59,490 He brushed against my machine! 33 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:01,075 I'm done. 34 00:04:01,617 --> 00:04:03,035 You can change. 35 00:04:04,036 --> 00:04:06,497 Thank you very much, Floyd. 36 00:04:07,998 --> 00:04:09,833 We need to get moving. 37 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:11,418 You know, Doug... 38 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:13,671 I said to myself... 39 00:04:14,255 --> 00:04:17,341 If you want to go to Vegas without me, It doesn't bother me. 40 00:04:17,675 --> 00:04:19,301 What are you talking about ? 41 00:04:19,468 --> 00:04:22,346 Phil and Stu are your friends and you bury your life as a boy... 42 00:04:23,305 --> 00:04:25,182 Stop, Alan. They adore you. 43 00:04:25,349 --> 00:04:28,352 I wouldn't want that it stops you from having fun, 44 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,854 let your wife's brother be there. 45 00:04:31,063 --> 00:04:32,356 It won't be like that. 46 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,195 I already told you. 47 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:41,865 We spend the night in Vegas. Not enough to make a big deal out of it. 48 00:04:42,658 --> 00:04:46,453 You're not just my wife's brother, you are my brother. 49 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:52,876 In any case, I am silent as a grave. 50 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:55,087 Whatever happens tonight, 51 00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:57,506 I will never say a word about it. 52 00:04:58,007 --> 00:05:00,342 I understand, but I don't think so... 53 00:05:00,509 --> 00:05:02,886 Seriously. No matter what happens... 54 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:05,723 even if we kill someone. 55 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,059 You understood me. This is the city of sin. 56 00:05:10,602 --> 00:05:12,229 I won't tell anyone. 57 00:05:13,314 --> 00:05:15,232 Got it. 58 00:05:19,111 --> 00:05:20,404 - THANKS. - Thank you. 59 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:24,825 I love you so much. 60 00:05:31,749 --> 00:05:34,918 - Really ? - You're part of the family. 61 00:05:36,045 --> 00:05:37,880 But you love this car. 62 00:05:38,047 --> 00:05:39,757 It's just a car. 63 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:42,551 Put foam on the tires 64 00:05:42,718 --> 00:05:44,345 to protect them from sand. 65 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:47,097 Without fail. Easy. 66 00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:49,433 Don't let Alan drive. 67 00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:51,018 It has a grain. 68 00:05:51,477 --> 00:05:52,478 Heard. 69 00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:55,105 And neither does Phil. I don't like him. 70 00:05:55,397 --> 00:05:59,693 Only I will drive this car. It's promised. 71 00:06:01,153 --> 00:06:04,156 Remember: What Happens in Vegas stay in Vegas. 72 00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:10,120 Except herpes. This bastard will follow you here. 73 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:14,541 Wait ! Some did not give me their authorization 74 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:18,087 and the 90 S for the Observatory Griffith next weekend. 75 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:22,466 Pay now or miss a unique experience! 76 00:06:22,633 --> 00:06:23,634 You, it's good. 77 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:51,829 Do you have to park so close? 78 00:06:52,496 --> 00:06:54,623 - Yes. For what ? - I shouldn't be here. 79 00:06:55,499 --> 00:06:56,500 Why then? 80 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:59,503 I must not approach less than 120 m from a school. 81 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:03,006 Or a fast food restaurant. 82 00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:09,138 - Mr. Wenneck... - It's the weekend. 83 00:07:09,304 --> 00:07:11,181 I don't know you, you don't exist. 84 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:15,936 Cool car. 85 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:19,148 - I'm driving. - No chance. Don't walk... 86 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:20,691 Be careful of the leather... 87 00:07:20,858 --> 00:07:23,694 Let's get away from these beans. 88 00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:24,945 Who is it? 89 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:27,156 Alan, Tracy's brother. 90 00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:30,242 - We saw each other four times. - Oh yeah? Hi. 91 00:07:31,535 --> 00:07:33,162 Don't forget your Rogaine. 92 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:36,039 Rogaine, OK. 93 00:07:36,999 --> 00:07:39,209 And don't forget to put some on. 94 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:42,504 When you forget, it shows. You have less hair. 95 00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:46,550 “Put on some Rogaine,” OK. 96 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:49,344 And call me when you get to the hotel, 97 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:51,722 not like the conference in Phoenix. 98 00:07:51,889 --> 00:07:54,308 I waited 2 hours for you to call me. 99 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:57,227 I was the main speaker and I was late. 100 00:07:57,394 --> 00:07:59,897 - Still. - You're right. 101 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:03,984 What is it? 102 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:07,404 I don't know. You will not go in a strip club? 103 00:08:07,571 --> 00:08:10,282 Melissa, we're going to Napa Valley. 104 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:13,577 I doubt there are any, in the wine region. 105 00:08:13,744 --> 00:08:16,788 If there is one, Phil will sniff it out. 106 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:20,709 It won't be like that. 107 00:08:20,918 --> 00:08:22,753 And you know what I think about it. 108 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:26,924 I know, but funerals of a boy's life, it's abject. 109 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:29,593 It's true, it's despicable. 110 00:08:29,927 --> 00:08:31,929 And quite pitiful. 111 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:33,931 These places are disgusting. 112 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:36,433 And the worst... 113 00:08:37,226 --> 00:08:39,603 The little girl who wiggles 114 00:08:39,770 --> 00:08:42,189 and who rubs and rubs on stage, 115 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,942 She's someone's daughter. 116 00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:47,319 I was going to say it! 117 00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:49,404 If your friends were this mature... 118 00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:52,783 They are ripe. You have to get to know them. 119 00:08:52,950 --> 00:08:55,285 We're asking for Dr. Tafiole! 120 00:08:57,913 --> 00:08:59,790 Dr. Tafiole! 121 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:05,629 - I'll go. - Good idea, Dr. Tafiole. 122 00:09:07,923 --> 00:09:10,217 Have a good weekend. I'm going to miss you. 123 00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:25,899 We're carving out the road! 124 00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:29,736 Vegas! 125 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,243 We're going to have a blast! 126 00:09:40,664 --> 00:09:43,417 Come on, to Barstow. Everyone overtakes us! 127 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:46,003 No way. I promised Sid 128 00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:49,798 that only I will drive this car. Besides, you drink. 129 00:09:50,007 --> 00:09:53,260 Are you a cop now? I drive well, drunk. 130 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:56,388 Truthful. It's still Phil who drives when drunk. 131 00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:58,890 Will you explain to them, Alan? 132 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:02,477 My father loves this car more than he loves me. 133 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:05,689 I left my wife and child to follow you to Vegas. 134 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:06,982 It wasn't easy. 135 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:09,318 That's really nice. 136 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,695 I was joking. I hate my life. 137 00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:13,697 Maybe I'll stay in Vegas. 138 00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:15,198 Here we go! 139 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:17,367 Enjoy it. From Sunday, 140 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:21,038 you're going to start dying, a little every day. 141 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:25,000 That's why that I remained single. 142 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:26,918 Oh, is that why? 143 00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:30,130 Cool, good to know. 144 00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:33,717 - Can I go? - Yes, it's good. 145 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:41,933 It was giant! 146 00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:44,436 It wasn't huge! Are you crazy or what? 147 00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:47,564 It was crazy! We almost died. 148 00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:50,025 You should have seen your face. 149 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,401 Too classy! 150 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:52,819 It's funny! 151 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:54,571 It's not funny. 152 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:09,044 The Blackjack Bible 153 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:13,423 Very cool, your car. 154 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,050 Don't touch her. 155 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:17,886 Don't look at her. 156 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,222 Come on, broom! 157 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:21,473 You heard me. 158 00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:23,433 Don't look at me either. 159 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:28,063 That's it, go. 160 00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:32,067 - He's quite funny. - He has a good background. 161 00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:34,069 I don't mind punching an old guy. 162 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,446 Does he have all his means? 163 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:37,781 Mentally speaking. 164 00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:41,118 I believe. He's just a little curious. Weird. 165 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:42,953 Should we be worried? 166 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:47,290 Tracy said not to let him play. 167 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:49,251 Or drink too much. 168 00:11:49,418 --> 00:11:51,253 Looks like a Gremlin. 169 00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:53,255 With instructions and everything. 170 00:11:53,422 --> 00:11:55,298 And some water. 171 00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:57,801 Was it with Melissa? 172 00:11:58,135 --> 00:12:00,887 I told him we were coming in wine country. 173 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,597 And she walked. 174 00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:06,393 You don't think it's weird, after 3 years, 175 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,270 to have to lie to go to Vegas? 176 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:09,813 Yes. 177 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:12,065 But it's not worth the argument. 178 00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:14,067 You can't go to Vegas, 179 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,528 but she can fuck a groom on a cruise? 180 00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:21,241 First, he was a bartender. 181 00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:22,826 And she was drunk. 182 00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:27,456 And if you want to know, he didn't even cum inside her. 183 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,124 And you believe it? 184 00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:33,503 Yes, I believe in it, because sperm disgusts her. 185 00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:35,672 That will be 32.50. 186 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,967 32.50. You pay. 187 00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:44,514 It says we have to work as a team. 188 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,433 Who wants to be my detector? 189 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:50,270 It's better that you avoid playing too much tonight. 190 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:51,438 Play ? 191 00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:54,691 Who talks about playing, when are we sure of winning? 192 00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:56,693 counting cards, it's foolproof. 193 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,445 It's also illegal. 194 00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:01,364 Not illegal, just frowned upon. Like... 195 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:03,283 masturbating on a plane. 196 00:13:05,202 --> 00:13:06,953 It's probably illegal too. 197 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:10,207 Maybe since September 11th. They're all freaked out. 198 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:13,877 Thank you very much, Bin Laden. 199 00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:19,382 You have to be super smart to count cards. 200 00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:21,134 - Ah good ? - It's not easy. 201 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,011 Go tell that to Rain Man. 202 00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:26,056 He almost ruined a casino and he was late. 203 00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:29,226 He was late. 204 00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:31,394 Retarded. 205 00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:17,899 Welcome to Caesar. 206 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,276 Are you coming? 207 00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:21,236 We booked in Dr. Price's name. 208 00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:23,405 I'm checking that. 209 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:24,781 Dr. Price? 210 00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:26,950 Stu, you're a dentist. 211 00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:29,035 Fart no higher than your ass. 212 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,705 - It's the truth. - He is a dentist. 213 00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:33,623 Don't get carried away. 214 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:36,585 And if someone has an attack, call emergency services. 215 00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:38,461 We won't miss it. 216 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,046 I have a question. 217 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,965 Are the beeps playing in the hotel? 218 00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:43,133 That's to say ? 219 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,051 I have no signal. 220 00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:48,221 - I'm not sure. - A phone bank? 221 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,224 Multiple phones? Business. 222 00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:54,311 Your room has a telephone. 223 00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:56,438 It'll be fine. 224 00:14:57,314 --> 00:15:00,609 You have a suite with two bedrooms in the 12th. Does that suit you? 225 00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:01,985 It seems perfect to me. 226 00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:04,613 Do you have villa suites? 227 00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:07,490 - We won't be in the room. - It's useless. 228 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:09,826 We can sleep two for one night. 229 00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:11,828 In this case, I'm stake with Phil. 230 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,748 - Is that okay with you? - No, that doesn't suit me. 231 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:17,626 We don't sleep in pairs. Are we 12? 232 00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:20,670 Lisa, excuse me. How much does the villa cost? 233 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,340 We have one free. 4200 per night. 234 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,634 - Is she giant? - Instead. 235 00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:27,093 We take it. 236 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,971 - Give him your card. - I can't. 237 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,431 We're going to share. 238 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,642 Are you crazy? It's for us. 239 00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:37,938 You don't understand. Melissa checks my statements. 240 00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:39,814 We just take the print. 241 00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:42,692 We only debit at the exit. You will sort it out. 242 00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:46,696 It's perfect. Thanks, Lisa. We'll see that tomorrow. 243 00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:49,032 All right. 244 00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:53,536 I have another question. We must ask you this often. 245 00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,914 Is this Caesar's real palace? 246 00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:58,208 How so ? 247 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:02,796 Did Caesar live here? 248 00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:06,800 I told myself too. 249 00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:18,061 Name of God! 250 00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:21,231 That's Vegas! 251 00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:25,402 It's huge! 252 00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:26,736 I like it better. 253 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,364 Is this all a sequel? 254 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:33,535 Thanks, guys. Or should I say... 255 00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:36,413 - Thanks, Stu. - It was nothing. It's because I love you. 256 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:41,376 We choose a room, we get dressed. Ready in 30 minutes. 257 00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:47,924 If you saw this place, I'm sure you would love it. 258 00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:51,011 It's so pretty. 259 00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:54,597 No TV, no phone. 260 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:58,518 Just these little old radios in each room. 261 00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,606 What else? 262 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:06,067 We met the owner. 263 00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:08,445 His name? 264 00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:10,071 Caesar... Palace. 265 00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,782 Yes, like salad. 266 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,243 I'll leave you. 267 00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:17,328 We're going to a wine tasting. 268 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,122 Wait! I love you. 269 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,419 I don't say anything, it's too embarrassing. 270 00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:28,089 - Where is Alan? - He came down. 271 00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:30,050 He had to get some stuff. 272 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:34,304 Perfect. Because I have something to show you. 273 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:40,060 - It's what ? - In your opinion? 274 00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:43,438 In my opinion, This is a huge bullshit. 275 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:47,275 I'm going to propose to Melissa at your wedding. 276 00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,903 Congratulations ! 277 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:52,781 It's a beautiful ring. 278 00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:56,076 My grandmother managed to keep her during the Holocaust. 279 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,243 It's a real one. 280 00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,246 Didn't you listen to what I said? 281 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,248 We've been dating for 3 years. 282 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,125 It's time, that's what it is. 283 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,921 A: It's bogus. B: She’s a pain in the ass! 284 00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:09,714 She's his fiancée. 285 00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:13,343 You know it! She beats him. 286 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,346 Twice. And I had crossed the line. 287 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,932 She has character. I respect that. 288 00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:24,145 He is in complete denial. And she fucked a sailor. 289 00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:25,396 He wasn't a sailor. 290 00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:29,150 He was a bartender on a cruise. 291 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:30,693 Guys... 292 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:33,488 I'm here. I hear what you're saying. 293 00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:35,782 So, are you ready to let the dogs go? 294 00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:37,325 To do what? 295 00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:38,952 To let go of the dogs. 296 00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:43,206 Who brought him? 297 00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:45,583 We're ready to let the dogs loose. 298 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:46,751 Well done. 299 00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:48,044 THANKS ! 300 00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:01,808 I love this city. 301 00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:11,568 You're not going to wear this 7 302 00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:12,735 What? 303 00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:13,903 The bag. 304 00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:16,573 Are you going to wear this? 305 00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:17,782 You make me walk! 306 00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:21,077 I have my stuff in there. People give me compliments. 307 00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:24,831 And it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones has one. 308 00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:27,292 My aunt Joy too. 309 00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:31,713 We go up. 310 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,047 Perfect. 311 00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:34,257 Ah good ? 312 00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:36,426 Shall we go up? 313 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,726 I only say that it is clearly indicated. 314 00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:46,978 We're not supposed to be here. 315 00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:50,023 We pay for a villa. We do what we want. 316 00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:51,691 Hold the door. 317 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:53,943 Come on, let's go up. 318 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:01,117 How did you find that? 319 00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:02,493 Don't worry. 320 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:06,873 How are you ? 321 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,375 Take a look at this view! 322 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:10,585 Are you happy? 323 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,128 It's great. 324 00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:14,339 Without dec! 325 00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:16,883 - Alan, is it okay? - Impeccable. 326 00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:18,468 What are you planning for us? 327 00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:19,886 There is the Eiffel Tower. 328 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,265 A little Jägermeister. 329 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:27,185 Good idea. On the roof. 330 00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:30,855 It's perfect. I would like to make a toast. 331 00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:33,233 To Doug and Tracy. 332 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,610 May this evening not be... 333 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,780 only a minor pitfall 334 00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:40,949 in a long and happy marriage. 335 00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:44,285 Short but sweet. 336 00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:48,831 Like in college. 337 00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:51,459 There's one thing I want to talk about. 338 00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:55,838 I would like to say something... 339 00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:58,675 that I prepared. 340 00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:00,551 This evening. 341 00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:07,350 “Hi. 342 00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:10,937 So, this trip? 343 00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:13,439 It's not the city of sin for nothing. 344 00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:20,321 You may not know it, but I'm the lonely type. 345 00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:24,242 I am a pack of wolves of one man. 346 00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:29,497 But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was like me. 347 00:21:30,665 --> 00:21:33,751 And my pack grew by one wolf. 348 00:21:34,544 --> 00:21:37,380 There were two of us in the wolf pack. 349 00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:39,841 First, I was alone in the pack. 350 00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:41,676 Then Doug joined me. 351 00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:44,262 And 6 months ago, 352 00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:46,597 when Doug introduced me to you, 353 00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:49,684 I said to myself: 'Is this possible?' 354 00:21:49,851 --> 00:21:51,769 And now I know, 355 00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:54,397 I added 2 other types to my wolf pack. 356 00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:58,526 Four wolves that we are, 357 00:21:58,693 --> 00:22:02,113 traveling the desert together in Las Vegas, 358 00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:05,241 chasing strippers and cocaine.” 359 00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:06,534 So, tonight... 360 00:22:07,577 --> 00:22:08,578 I make a toast. 361 00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:10,079 What is this? 362 00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:14,792 It's not okay? 363 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,964 - What the hell is this? - Blood brothers. 364 00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:24,844 No way! 365 00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:26,387 - Come on, Stuart. - Stop him. 366 00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:30,516 We're not going to cut each other. Give me the knife, slowly. 367 00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:34,937 Are you okay? Do you need a doctor? 368 00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:36,606 - He's fine. - Sure? 369 00:22:36,773 --> 00:22:37,982 - It's okay. - Perfect. 370 00:22:38,149 --> 00:22:39,359 Come on, buddy. 371 00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:41,110 Come on, you weirdo. 372 00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:45,782 To a night we will never forget. 373 00:25:33,074 --> 00:25:35,660 Control yourself. Shit ! Put on pants. 374 00:25:35,910 --> 00:25:37,119 Don't go to the toilet. 375 00:25:37,286 --> 00:25:38,788 Calm down. It's me. 376 00:25:38,955 --> 00:25:41,582 There's a tiger in the toilet! 377 00:25:41,749 --> 00:25:43,167 What is there? 378 00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:44,627 A wild cat! 379 00:25:45,795 --> 00:25:47,588 I'll see. 380 00:25:48,130 --> 00:25:49,215 Attention ! Don't go there! 381 00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:54,971 Damn, he’s not kidding! 382 00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:56,806 - There is a tiger. - But no. 383 00:25:58,599 --> 00:26:00,309 It's big, gigantic. 384 00:26:00,977 --> 00:26:01,978 Are you okay, old man? 385 00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:04,647 No, I'm in terrible pain. 386 00:26:04,981 --> 00:26:06,649 The cow! 387 00:26:06,816 --> 00:26:08,150 Look at this. 388 00:26:09,652 --> 00:26:11,445 I know... 389 00:26:11,612 --> 00:26:13,990 They have my card. I have it in my bones. 390 00:26:14,156 --> 00:26:17,118 How did a tiger get in there? He almost killed me. 391 00:26:17,285 --> 00:26:18,703 Put on pants. 392 00:26:18,869 --> 00:26:20,997 It bothers me to have to insist. 393 00:26:21,163 --> 00:26:23,165 Pants at a time like this? 394 00:26:25,293 --> 00:26:27,336 What did we do last night? 395 00:26:28,546 --> 00:26:30,047 Am I missing a tooth? 396 00:26:39,348 --> 00:26:41,183 My lateral incisor is missing! 397 00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:45,479 We calm down. We're fine. Everything is fine. 398 00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:47,231 Go wake Doug. 399 00:26:47,398 --> 00:26:51,360 Let's drink some coffee and get out before the arrival of the cleaning ladies. 400 00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:54,655 What am I going to say to Melissa? I lost a tooth, I don't know how. 401 00:26:54,822 --> 00:26:57,742 You're bothering me. I have a massive migraine. 402 00:26:57,908 --> 00:26:58,909 We calm down. 403 00:26:59,076 --> 00:27:01,704 How do you want me to calm down? Look at ! 404 00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:03,998 Guys, he's not here. 405 00:27:04,206 --> 00:27:07,877 - Have you looked everywhere? - Yes. And his mattress is missing. 406 00:27:08,210 --> 00:27:11,589 He must have gone down to eat. I call his cell phone. 407 00:27:13,591 --> 00:27:15,718 I look like a stubborn hillbilly. 408 00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:34,236 It's Phil. 409 00:27:36,947 --> 00:27:38,741 It's Doug's phone. 410 00:27:38,908 --> 00:27:39,909 No joke. 411 00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:46,457 What the hell is this? 412 00:27:53,756 --> 00:27:55,424 Whose baby is this? 413 00:27:55,591 --> 00:27:58,052 Did you see anyone in the suite? 414 00:27:58,219 --> 00:28:00,429 I checked every room. There's no one. 415 00:28:00,596 --> 00:28:02,264 Look at her necklace. 416 00:28:05,059 --> 00:28:06,102 It's okay, baby. 417 00:28:06,268 --> 00:28:10,272 We don't have time. We find Doug and we'll take care of the baby afterwards. 418 00:28:10,606 --> 00:28:14,902 We're not going to leave a baby here. There's a tiger in the bathroom. 419 00:28:15,069 --> 00:28:16,070 It's not our baby. 420 00:28:16,237 --> 00:28:17,947 I agree with Stu. 421 00:28:18,114 --> 00:28:19,448 All right. 422 00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:22,076 We're taking him. At least find yourself some pants. 423 00:28:29,917 --> 00:28:33,170 Why we have no memories from last night? 424 00:28:33,963 --> 00:28:36,799 Because, obviously, we had a blast. 425 00:28:38,092 --> 00:28:40,970 Stop worrying for a minute. 426 00:28:41,512 --> 00:28:42,930 Be proud of yourself. 427 00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:50,688 How cute he is! What is his name? 428 00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:53,941 Well. 429 00:28:54,108 --> 00:28:55,151 Carlos. 430 00:29:15,796 --> 00:29:16,839 Phil, look. 431 00:29:21,802 --> 00:29:23,304 He polishes his penis. 432 00:29:24,013 --> 00:29:25,473 Stop your bullshit. 433 00:29:25,639 --> 00:29:27,183 Not at the table, Carlos. 434 00:29:32,188 --> 00:29:33,355 I searched everywhere. 435 00:29:33,522 --> 00:29:36,650 Bodybuilding, casino, reception. Nobody saw Doug. 436 00:29:36,817 --> 00:29:38,402 He's fine, he's a big boy. 437 00:29:38,569 --> 00:29:41,530 Seriously, you need to calm down. Drink a juice. 438 00:29:46,744 --> 00:29:48,329 I can't, there. 439 00:29:48,537 --> 00:29:50,539 Let's try to get back on track. 440 00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:55,044 The last thing we remember? 441 00:29:55,336 --> 00:29:56,837 First we were on the roof 442 00:29:57,004 --> 00:29:58,506 and we drank Jäger. 443 00:30:01,008 --> 00:30:03,010 Then we had dinner at the Palm. 444 00:30:03,177 --> 00:30:05,846 Exact. Then we played craps at Hard Rock 445 00:30:06,013 --> 00:30:08,057 and I think Doug was there. 446 00:30:08,516 --> 00:30:10,476 I think... No, that's for sure. 447 00:30:11,060 --> 00:30:13,479 I don't remember having dinner. 448 00:30:13,854 --> 00:30:16,565 You surprise me. It's my worst hangover. 449 00:30:16,732 --> 00:30:19,693 After Hard Rock, it's the black hole. Nothingness! 450 00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:22,696 We have until about 10 p.m. 451 00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:25,991 Which leaves 12 hours where we could have lost him. 452 00:30:26,367 --> 00:30:27,368 What is this ? 453 00:30:28,911 --> 00:30:30,454 It's my tooth! 454 00:30:30,621 --> 00:30:32,081 Why do you have this? 455 00:30:32,248 --> 00:30:33,457 What do you have in your pockets? 456 00:30:33,624 --> 00:30:36,544 Good idea. Check your pockets. 457 00:30:37,086 --> 00:30:38,420 SO ? 458 00:30:38,879 --> 00:30:41,715 I have a ticket from the distributor of the Bellagio. 459 00:30:42,258 --> 00:30:45,886 11:05 p.m. 800 dollars! 460 00:30:46,136 --> 00:30:48,222 I have it in my bones! 461 00:30:48,556 --> 00:30:50,391 I have a Caesar valet ticket. 462 00:30:50,558 --> 00:30:52,601 We got home at 5:15. 463 00:30:53,102 --> 00:30:55,229 Shit ! Did we drive last night? 464 00:30:56,272 --> 00:30:58,315 Drunk driving. Too classy! 465 00:31:01,777 --> 00:31:03,028 What do you have on your arm? 466 00:31:05,322 --> 00:31:07,908 You went to the hospital last night! 467 00:31:08,075 --> 00:31:09,076 You have to believe. 468 00:31:09,243 --> 00:31:11,620 - How are you ? - Yes I'm dong well. 469 00:31:12,079 --> 00:31:13,622 What is this story? 470 00:31:13,789 --> 00:31:16,500 That's a good thing. We have a lead. 471 00:31:16,667 --> 00:31:18,085 Stu, look at this. 472 00:31:21,839 --> 00:31:25,426 - Ever seen a baby do that? - Alan, that's not cool. 473 00:31:29,930 --> 00:31:32,933 Are you sure you are qualified? to take care of this baby? 474 00:31:33,350 --> 00:31:34,977 I already found a baby. 475 00:31:35,144 --> 00:31:36,979 Have you already found a baby? 476 00:31:37,813 --> 00:31:39,315 - Where? - At the Coffee Bean. 477 00:31:42,443 --> 00:31:45,487 Doug wouldn't let's take the Mercedes. 478 00:31:45,654 --> 00:31:46,655 We'll be careful. 479 00:31:46,822 --> 00:31:49,617 My dad is crazy about it and he entrusted it to Doug... 480 00:31:51,201 --> 00:31:52,995 We have other fish to fry. 481 00:31:53,162 --> 00:31:55,289 Doug may be injured. 482 00:31:55,456 --> 00:31:56,999 We'll see later, about the car. 483 00:31:57,166 --> 00:31:58,959 Guys, take a look. 484 00:32:05,174 --> 00:32:06,967 Is this Doug's mattress? 485 00:32:10,846 --> 00:32:12,890 What's going on? 486 00:32:13,098 --> 00:32:16,101 Some asshole threw his bed out the window last night. 487 00:32:16,810 --> 00:32:18,604 No kidding. 488 00:32:19,104 --> 00:32:21,023 Some people don't take Vegas well. 489 00:32:26,904 --> 00:32:28,197 It'll be OK. 490 00:32:29,323 --> 00:32:31,408 How did we do it? 491 00:32:35,621 --> 00:32:36,664 Your car, inspectors. 492 00:32:39,124 --> 00:32:42,002 We play it cool. Not a word. 493 00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:43,712 We get in and start. 494 00:32:47,424 --> 00:32:49,426 - Stu, don't you have 5S? - No. 495 00:32:51,220 --> 00:32:52,513 On my return. 496 00:32:57,142 --> 00:32:59,645 You just knocked out the baby! 497 00:33:00,062 --> 00:33:01,563 My glasses are wrong? 498 00:33:01,730 --> 00:33:03,774 Your glasses look good, idiot. 499 00:33:10,072 --> 00:33:11,407 It's totally illegal. 500 00:33:12,658 --> 00:33:14,368 Do you ever see the funny side? 501 00:33:15,911 --> 00:33:17,413 We hit the traffic jams 502 00:33:17,579 --> 00:33:20,249 in a stolen cop car with a missing baby. 503 00:33:20,416 --> 00:33:21,917 Where's the funny part? 504 00:33:22,876 --> 00:33:24,628 The cop car is cool. 505 00:33:24,795 --> 00:33:26,922 Thanks, Alan! It's cool. 506 00:33:27,089 --> 00:33:28,424 Doug would love it. 507 00:33:34,096 --> 00:33:35,097 Hang in there. 508 00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:37,933 Don't do that 509 00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:39,101 Don't worry. 510 00:33:39,268 --> 00:33:41,061 That's it, point out to us. 511 00:33:41,895 --> 00:33:44,231 Attention ! Clear the way. 512 00:33:44,606 --> 00:33:46,984 I repeat: step aside. 513 00:33:48,444 --> 00:33:50,487 Stop, I want to get off. 514 00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:51,905 Stop, park. 515 00:33:52,281 --> 00:33:54,116 The lady in the leopard dress? 516 00:33:54,450 --> 00:33:56,285 There are people on the balcony! 517 00:33:57,578 --> 00:33:59,747 Get off the sidewalk! 518 00:34:00,122 --> 00:34:01,290 I should have been a cop. 519 00:34:08,297 --> 00:34:09,631 Like I told you, 520 00:34:09,798 --> 00:34:12,801 you had a slight concussion, some wrinkled ribs. 521 00:34:13,260 --> 00:34:15,637 But you couldn't align 3 words. 522 00:34:15,804 --> 00:34:18,140 Do you remember how many of us there were? 523 00:34:19,725 --> 00:34:21,852 I think there were three of you... 524 00:34:22,019 --> 00:34:23,312 surely no baby... 525 00:34:23,812 --> 00:34:24,938 and another guy. 526 00:34:25,647 --> 00:34:27,608 It's him. Was he okay? 527 00:34:28,275 --> 00:34:30,819 Alright. Completely stoned, like all of you. 528 00:34:31,612 --> 00:34:34,615 Come this way and turn around. 529 00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:40,287 Cough. 530 00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:45,667 Again. 531 00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:47,795 It's good. 532 00:34:49,296 --> 00:34:50,881 You can cover yourself. 533 00:34:51,298 --> 00:34:53,342 The nurse will arrive. 534 00:34:53,509 --> 00:34:55,636 I'll see you again after the weekend. 535 00:35:01,016 --> 00:35:04,394 I have to go. They're waiting for me in the operating room. 536 00:35:05,187 --> 00:35:08,023 Grant us again a few minutes. 537 00:35:12,027 --> 00:35:15,030 Swipe it. I don't want to be re-sterilized. 538 00:35:15,572 --> 00:35:16,824 Come with me. 539 00:35:19,535 --> 00:35:22,538 Let's see that. Patient Name: Phil Wenneck. 540 00:35:22,704 --> 00:35:24,915 2:45 a.m.: arrival. 541 00:35:25,082 --> 00:35:28,043 Slight concussion. A few bruises. The routine. 542 00:35:28,210 --> 00:35:30,045 Can I watch? I am a doctor... 543 00:35:30,212 --> 00:35:32,047 You said it again last night, 544 00:35:32,214 --> 00:35:34,216 but you are only a dentist. 545 00:35:35,551 --> 00:35:37,344 Hey, that's interesting. 546 00:35:38,053 --> 00:35:40,055 Your blood tests have arrived. 547 00:35:42,850 --> 00:35:45,185 You had a high level of Ruphylin. 548 00:35:46,311 --> 00:35:49,815 Ruphylin. The roofies. The date rape drug. 549 00:35:51,024 --> 00:35:52,734 Was I raped last night? 550 00:35:53,694 --> 00:35:54,736 Actually... 551 00:35:59,199 --> 00:36:02,202 I don't think so. But someone drugged you. 552 00:36:02,619 --> 00:36:04,079 I understand your amnesia. 553 00:36:05,539 --> 00:36:08,750 We all have amnesia. Remember. 554 00:36:09,918 --> 00:36:12,087 How could we all be drugged? 555 00:36:12,462 --> 00:36:13,547 Don't worry. 556 00:36:13,714 --> 00:36:16,425 You have disposed of the product. It'll be OK. 557 00:36:16,592 --> 00:36:19,428 Wait... Is there something else? 558 00:36:19,595 --> 00:36:23,140 We talked about something, to go somewhere? 559 00:36:24,099 --> 00:36:26,143 Actually, there was something. 560 00:36:26,602 --> 00:36:28,353 You were talking about a wedding. 561 00:36:28,729 --> 00:36:31,106 No joke. Our friend is getting married tomorrow. 562 00:36:31,273 --> 00:36:32,608 Give me back my 100 S. 563 00:36:32,774 --> 00:36:35,944 Calm down. You were talking about a wedding from which you were returning. 564 00:36:36,486 --> 00:36:38,071 A Best Little Chapel. 565 00:36:38,238 --> 00:36:41,575 You kept saying that marriage was mortal. 566 00:36:41,742 --> 00:36:44,077 I hope to have helped you. I have to run. 567 00:36:44,244 --> 00:36:46,288 Best Little Chapel, do you know where it is? 568 00:36:46,622 --> 00:36:50,459 Yes. Around the corner from Buy-a-plan and Snap away. 569 00:36:52,586 --> 00:36:54,338 I'm a doctor, not a tour guide. 570 00:36:54,504 --> 00:36:57,633 Find out for yourself. You are big boys. 571 00:37:09,978 --> 00:37:13,148 - And the baby? - Leave him. We have 5 minutes. 572 00:37:13,315 --> 00:37:14,983 We don't leave a baby in the car. 573 00:37:15,150 --> 00:37:17,486 It's okay, I half-opened the window. 574 00:37:22,157 --> 00:37:24,910 - What if they don't remember us? - We'll see. 575 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,497 Sir ? 576 00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:32,334 Look who's here! 577 00:37:32,501 --> 00:37:34,378 Do you miss me? Do you miss Eddie? 578 00:37:34,544 --> 00:37:36,672 Are you asking for more? Are you okay, my friend? 579 00:37:36,838 --> 00:37:40,300 And this one! Completely crazy! What's new ? 580 00:37:41,176 --> 00:37:44,346 Believe me, I've had some bad ones. 581 00:37:44,513 --> 00:37:47,683 This guy is the craziest, the most crazy 582 00:37:47,849 --> 00:37:49,351 that I have ever met. 583 00:37:49,518 --> 00:37:51,228 - Him ? - It's frosty! 584 00:37:51,436 --> 00:37:53,689 Are you okay, my asshole? 585 00:37:54,022 --> 00:37:55,691 I thought he was going to suck me. 586 00:37:56,525 --> 00:37:58,694 So, let's not kiss Eddie? 587 00:37:58,986 --> 00:38:01,029 That's not it... 588 00:38:01,196 --> 00:38:05,909 but it's hard to remember what happened here last night. 589 00:38:06,076 --> 00:38:08,328 Was there a wedding here? 590 00:38:10,455 --> 00:38:11,957 Are you kidding me? 591 00:38:12,249 --> 00:38:15,877 We're looking for our friend Doug. Do you remember him? 592 00:38:16,253 --> 00:38:17,462 The little one, like a monkey. 593 00:38:18,714 --> 00:38:20,215 - Did you see him? - Of course. 594 00:38:20,549 --> 00:38:23,719 You can enlighten us about what could have happened? 595 00:38:25,721 --> 00:38:27,097 Do you remember anything? 596 00:38:30,892 --> 00:38:32,853 Congratulations, you got married. 597 00:38:33,895 --> 00:38:34,938 It's not possible. 598 00:38:37,065 --> 00:38:38,233 Look at this. 599 00:38:42,446 --> 00:38:45,407 In any case, you look damn happy. 600 00:38:46,575 --> 00:38:48,243 There you go, I'm screwed. 601 00:38:48,452 --> 00:38:50,245 It's okay, that's life. 602 00:38:50,454 --> 00:38:52,748 Melissa won't know anything about it. 603 00:38:53,248 --> 00:38:55,083 It never happened, I'll take care of it. 604 00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:56,752 Put that here. 605 00:38:57,044 --> 00:38:58,879 - It's what ? - The luxury box. 606 00:38:59,046 --> 00:39:01,465 What you ordered. Cups... 607 00:39:03,258 --> 00:39:07,554 Baseball caps, calendars... with photos of Stu and Jade. 608 00:39:08,096 --> 00:39:10,432 - Jade? - She is beautiful. Own. 609 00:39:10,599 --> 00:39:13,977 Toned, breasts like that. Because of the baby. 610 00:39:14,353 --> 00:39:16,438 - That explains the baby. -Carlos! 611 00:39:17,481 --> 00:39:19,524 Look, we made a huge mistake. 612 00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:22,069 We have to cancel this wedding. Do you do this? 613 00:39:22,235 --> 00:39:24,446 Of course. It breaks my heart. 614 00:39:24,613 --> 00:39:27,115 It saddens me, but I will give you a good price. 615 00:39:27,532 --> 00:39:30,994 But I need the girl, both parties. 616 00:39:31,286 --> 00:39:33,747 No problem. It's great, right? 617 00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:36,124 She needs to know where Doug is. 618 00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:37,542 Awesome. 619 00:39:40,128 --> 00:39:42,631 His address... Did she fill out a form? 620 00:39:42,923 --> 00:39:43,924 Of course. 621 00:39:45,258 --> 00:39:46,635 What the hell are you doing? 622 00:39:46,802 --> 00:39:48,804 Go get the form. I spend my life 623 00:39:48,970 --> 00:39:50,972 waiting for you, go ahead! 624 00:39:51,139 --> 00:39:52,724 And bring back the baklava. 625 00:39:57,562 --> 00:39:59,231 What about my father's car? 626 00:39:59,398 --> 00:40:01,733 Doug must have it, we'll get it back. 627 00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:04,736 Afterwards, we burn this one with all this shit. 628 00:40:06,113 --> 00:40:08,115 Burn it? Who are you ? 629 00:40:08,657 --> 00:40:09,825 I don't know anymore. 630 00:40:10,325 --> 00:40:12,411 A guy who marries strangers. 631 00:40:12,953 --> 00:40:14,996 This whole story 632 00:40:15,163 --> 00:40:17,249 is completely screwed up. 633 00:40:17,999 --> 00:40:19,042 These cups, 634 00:40:19,459 --> 00:40:21,336 this cap, this car! 635 00:40:21,795 --> 00:40:24,673 Evidence of one night which never happened. 636 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,175 That's why we're going to burn everything. 637 00:40:27,801 --> 00:40:29,636 I am a teacher, a father. 638 00:40:29,803 --> 00:40:32,305 I don't burn a cop car. 639 00:40:32,472 --> 00:40:33,473 I'll take care of it. 640 00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:35,308 - Can I help you? - Yes. THANKS. 641 00:40:36,768 --> 00:40:38,520 - Is that Doug? - I don't have the phone. 642 00:40:38,687 --> 00:40:39,688 It's Doug! 643 00:40:40,814 --> 00:40:41,815 It's Melissa. 644 00:40:41,982 --> 00:40:44,109 - Don't answer. - She's already called twice! 645 00:40:44,484 --> 00:40:45,485 - I'm driving. - Don't touch me. 646 00:40:45,652 --> 00:40:47,529 Hello, honey. How are you ? 647 00:40:47,696 --> 00:40:50,991 Here you are. That's three times I'm trying to contact you. 648 00:40:51,450 --> 00:40:54,202 I know. The reception is terrible. 649 00:40:54,453 --> 00:40:57,205 All these redwoods must block the signal. 650 00:40:57,372 --> 00:40:58,373 I hate that. 651 00:40:58,707 --> 00:41:01,626 - How was it last night? - Super nice. 652 00:41:01,793 --> 00:41:03,211 Quiet, but nice. 653 00:41:03,879 --> 00:41:05,046 So much the better. 654 00:41:06,214 --> 00:41:08,550 I learn lots of things on wine. 655 00:41:10,677 --> 00:41:12,596 If I could breastfeed her... 656 00:41:16,391 --> 00:41:17,726 We're going for a tractor ride. 657 00:41:17,893 --> 00:41:19,394 I'll leave you. 658 00:41:20,061 --> 00:41:22,522 - A tractor ride? - Super pretty. 659 00:41:23,064 --> 00:41:24,149 Out ! 660 00:41:24,357 --> 00:41:26,693 - What was that? - They started the tractor. 661 00:41:26,860 --> 00:41:27,861 There was a failure. 662 00:41:28,111 --> 00:41:30,155 - Where is he? - Calm down! 663 00:41:30,572 --> 00:41:32,699 I think we're looking for the same guy. 664 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:36,495 It's not okay? 665 00:41:37,913 --> 00:41:39,039 Is it a baby? 666 00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:42,000 In a vineyard? It's a goat. 667 00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:45,086 - Where is he? - I don't know what you're talking about! 668 00:41:45,754 --> 00:41:48,423 You can start the tractor, let's get out of here? 669 00:41:48,632 --> 00:41:50,592 I'm trying, but we're stuck! 670 00:41:50,759 --> 00:41:53,094 What's going on? 671 00:41:53,261 --> 00:41:55,222 There's a baby on board! 672 00:41:55,388 --> 00:41:56,431 Someone said "baby." 673 00:41:56,598 --> 00:41:57,599 Get out! 674 00:41:57,766 --> 00:41:58,892 A baby Goat. 675 00:41:59,059 --> 00:42:01,019 Chinese guy, you're bothering my business. 676 00:42:01,186 --> 00:42:02,187 Get out of there. 677 00:42:02,395 --> 00:42:04,105 - Out ! - He has a gun! 678 00:42:04,272 --> 00:42:05,440 No joke! 679 00:42:05,649 --> 00:42:07,275 I'll call you back. 680 00:42:10,487 --> 00:42:11,488 He got me! 681 00:42:11,696 --> 00:42:13,949 - He got Eddie! - Let's get out! 682 00:42:27,087 --> 00:42:28,296 It was crazy. 683 00:42:28,964 --> 00:42:30,048 Who was it? 684 00:42:30,215 --> 00:42:32,467 It'll be OK, everything will be fine. 685 00:42:32,676 --> 00:42:34,427 What the hell is this? 686 00:42:35,470 --> 00:42:36,596 No idea. 687 00:42:43,478 --> 00:42:45,480 Leave your voicemail. 688 00:42:48,608 --> 00:42:50,986 I'm pretending to laugh, by the way. 689 00:42:53,572 --> 00:42:56,575 It's with Ted Danson, Magnum 690 00:42:56,741 --> 00:42:58,326 and this Jewish actor. 691 00:42:58,493 --> 00:43:00,078 Shut up, Alan. 692 00:43:00,245 --> 00:43:02,497 - What room again? - 825. 693 00:43:02,664 --> 00:43:04,749 I already asked him. 694 00:43:05,834 --> 00:43:07,002 I found it, I'll remind you. 695 00:43:07,210 --> 00:43:09,671 Praise God, he is with his father! 696 00:43:09,838 --> 00:43:11,339 I was completely freaking out. 697 00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:13,925 I missed you, my angel. 698 00:43:14,092 --> 00:43:15,635 I missed you too. 699 00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:23,935 What happened to you? 700 00:43:24,102 --> 00:43:26,271 We were counting on you to tell us. 701 00:43:26,438 --> 00:43:28,815 This morning, I went to get coffee 702 00:43:28,982 --> 00:43:31,026 and when I returned, you were gone. 703 00:43:32,861 --> 00:43:34,946 Why don't you say anything? 704 00:43:35,530 --> 00:43:36,531 I don't say anything. 705 00:43:37,657 --> 00:43:38,825 You are so cute! 706 00:43:38,992 --> 00:43:41,286 I have to feed Tyler. Enter. 707 00:43:44,039 --> 00:43:46,374 Do you hear that? The baby's name is Tyler. 708 00:43:47,375 --> 00:43:49,294 He looked like he was called Carlos. 709 00:43:53,381 --> 00:43:56,968 What is it? You guys are all weird. 710 00:43:57,636 --> 00:43:59,971 - Jade, is that it? - Very funny, Phil. 711 00:44:02,474 --> 00:44:03,933 Do you remember our friend Doug? 712 00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:05,935 Are you kidding? He was our witness. 713 00:44:06,102 --> 00:44:08,855 Exact. We can't find it anymore and we worry. 714 00:44:10,899 --> 00:44:12,067 That's all Doug! 715 00:44:15,612 --> 00:44:17,781 My angel... I'm going to wipe it. 716 00:44:17,947 --> 00:44:18,990 Dad didn't do it on purpose. 717 00:44:22,077 --> 00:44:23,745 Damn, man. Get over yourself. 718 00:44:23,912 --> 00:44:24,913 Name of God! 719 00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:26,956 She's super hot. Be proud. 720 00:44:27,123 --> 00:44:29,626 She is wearing my grandmother's ring. 721 00:44:29,793 --> 00:44:32,671 The one I want to give to Melissa. Of the Holocaust. 722 00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:35,423 She wears it. 723 00:44:35,757 --> 00:44:38,093 They offered rings during the Holocaust? 724 00:44:39,594 --> 00:44:41,471 - He's fine. - So much the better. 725 00:44:42,013 --> 00:44:43,807 He was hungry, that's all. 726 00:44:43,973 --> 00:44:45,767 About last night... 727 00:44:46,101 --> 00:44:48,186 The last time you saw Doug? 728 00:44:48,603 --> 00:44:50,480 I didn't see him after the wedding. 729 00:44:53,775 --> 00:44:55,443 What time was it? 730 00:45:00,281 --> 00:45:01,616 About 1 hour. 731 00:45:01,783 --> 00:45:03,660 I had to finish my shift. 732 00:45:03,827 --> 00:45:06,788 When I left, I went to the hotel with Tyler. 733 00:45:06,955 --> 00:45:08,373 And Doug was there? 734 00:45:08,540 --> 00:45:11,960 I didn't see him. You had sunk. The room was trashed. 735 00:45:12,127 --> 00:45:14,212 I snuggled up to Stu. 736 00:45:18,425 --> 00:45:21,219 I have a question. You talked about your service. 737 00:45:21,428 --> 00:45:23,138 Are you a nurse? 738 00:45:23,304 --> 00:45:25,473 Dealer? 739 00:45:26,141 --> 00:45:27,851 You know well. I'm a stripper. 740 00:45:29,144 --> 00:45:30,729 Actually, I'm an escort girl. 741 00:45:30,937 --> 00:45:32,689 The striptease, it attracts customers. 742 00:45:33,022 --> 00:45:34,023 Clever. 743 00:45:34,190 --> 00:45:35,191 Smart. 744 00:45:35,358 --> 00:45:38,194 But that's in the past. I married a doctor. 745 00:45:39,195 --> 00:45:40,697 I'm just a dentist. 746 00:45:42,073 --> 00:45:43,992 Police ! Not a move! 747 00:45:44,534 --> 00:45:46,369 Shut that baby up! 748 00:45:55,879 --> 00:45:59,507 After the photo shoot, they are waiting here to be questioned 749 00:45:59,674 --> 00:46:01,342 by the officers who arrested them. 750 00:46:01,551 --> 00:46:04,763 Believe me, it's better to avoid to end up on these benches. 751 00:46:05,346 --> 00:46:07,682 We call this place Loserville. 752 00:46:18,693 --> 00:46:21,279 Hi, Tracy. It's Phil. 753 00:46:22,238 --> 00:46:23,239 Where are you? 754 00:46:23,490 --> 00:46:26,201 We're at the hotel spa. 755 00:46:26,367 --> 00:46:29,245 Cool. We're sunbathing. Is Doug around? 756 00:46:29,412 --> 00:46:31,122 Of course. For what ? 757 00:46:31,289 --> 00:46:33,541 Why are you calling me? 758 00:46:35,502 --> 00:46:39,631 We made an agreement: we don't talk to our girlfriend. 759 00:46:40,048 --> 00:46:42,217 Each calls the other's. 760 00:46:42,550 --> 00:46:43,802 I'm listening to you. 761 00:46:44,803 --> 00:46:48,056 You won't believe me. The hotel offers us one more night. 762 00:46:48,556 --> 00:46:49,766 It's true ? 763 00:46:49,933 --> 00:46:52,227 The rest is total madness. 764 00:46:52,393 --> 00:46:56,272 Room service, butler, the whole shebang. 765 00:46:56,731 --> 00:46:58,399 We were thinking of spending the night here 766 00:46:58,566 --> 00:47:00,735 and return relaxed tomorrow morning. 767 00:47:01,236 --> 00:47:04,239 Would you stay one more night? We're getting married tomorrow. 768 00:47:04,405 --> 00:47:07,909 By getting up early, we will be well on time. 769 00:47:08,076 --> 00:47:10,411 Are you sure this is a good idea? 770 00:47:10,787 --> 00:47:13,456 Wenneck, Price, Garner, room 3. 771 00:47:13,623 --> 00:47:15,625 I have to go. We remember. 772 00:47:19,546 --> 00:47:20,588 We hurry! 773 00:47:20,755 --> 00:47:21,756 Turn around. 774 00:47:24,259 --> 00:47:26,010 One second. 775 00:47:26,177 --> 00:47:27,428 I'm going over it. 776 00:47:28,930 --> 00:47:30,598 It's good. Calm down. 777 00:47:39,315 --> 00:47:40,608 Gentlemen. 778 00:47:41,442 --> 00:47:43,695 We have a good and bad news. 779 00:47:44,279 --> 00:47:46,322 The good news: we found your Mercedes. 780 00:47:46,990 --> 00:47:48,950 This is great news. 781 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,451 She's in the pound. 782 00:47:51,202 --> 00:47:53,538 We picked her up at 5 a.m. this morning, 783 00:47:53,705 --> 00:47:55,623 in the middle from Las Vegas Boulevard. 784 00:47:56,833 --> 00:47:57,834 It's curious. 785 00:47:59,085 --> 00:48:00,295 It's curious. 786 00:48:00,962 --> 00:48:01,963 There was a word. 787 00:48:02,964 --> 00:48:06,342 “Couldn’t find a parking meter. Here are 4 Ss." 788 00:48:08,970 --> 00:48:10,638 The bad news... 789 00:48:11,306 --> 00:48:13,892 We can't judge you before Monday morning. 790 00:48:16,227 --> 00:48:18,521 Officer, that's impossible. 791 00:48:18,688 --> 00:48:20,732 We have a wedding tomorrow in L.A. 792 00:48:20,899 --> 00:48:22,483 You stole a police car. 793 00:48:22,650 --> 00:48:26,195 We didn't steal anything at all. We found her. 794 00:48:26,362 --> 00:48:29,115 We deserve a reward, a trophy. 795 00:48:30,158 --> 00:48:33,328 - I see people like you every day. - Every damn day. 796 00:48:33,494 --> 00:48:36,497 "Let's go to Vegas, drink and take a shot!” 797 00:48:37,874 --> 00:48:40,501 "Let's steal a cop car, just for fun!” 798 00:48:40,835 --> 00:48:43,212 Did you think you'd get away with it? Not here! 799 00:48:43,379 --> 00:48:44,631 Not here! 800 00:48:48,259 --> 00:48:49,302 Sir ? 801 00:48:50,386 --> 00:48:51,679 If I may... 802 00:48:51,846 --> 00:48:54,849 I assume this car is one of you. 803 00:48:56,768 --> 00:48:59,062 Listen... I'm not a police officer. 804 00:48:59,228 --> 00:49:02,190 I'm not a hero. I am a teacher. 805 00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:06,402 But if I lost a student during an outing... 806 00:49:07,654 --> 00:49:09,072 I would look really stupid. 807 00:49:10,365 --> 00:49:13,034 - Where are you going with this? - Where are you going with this? 808 00:49:13,952 --> 00:49:15,370 Nobody wants to look stupid. 809 00:49:15,870 --> 00:49:17,789 We have to go to a wedding 810 00:49:17,956 --> 00:49:21,542 and you don't want us to tell only tourists 811 00:49:21,709 --> 00:49:23,544 borrowed your car. 812 00:49:24,253 --> 00:49:25,463 All that to say 813 00:49:25,672 --> 00:49:28,716 that we should be able to make arrangements. Discreetly, of course. 814 00:49:29,759 --> 00:49:30,927 What do you say? 815 00:49:40,395 --> 00:49:41,604 I have a question. 816 00:49:42,063 --> 00:49:45,441 None of you have a heart problem? 817 00:49:45,984 --> 00:49:47,402 Nothing like that? 818 00:49:50,071 --> 00:49:52,615 The children, you are spoiled today. 819 00:49:52,782 --> 00:49:55,743 These gentlemen agreed to illustrate 820 00:49:56,077 --> 00:49:58,705 the use of the Taser to subdue a suspect. 821 00:50:01,749 --> 00:50:04,752 It can be used in 2 ways. Point blank. 822 00:50:07,964 --> 00:50:09,007 Or... 823 00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:10,633 we can shoot from afar. 824 00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:14,095 Volunteers for a shooting exercise? 825 00:50:14,470 --> 00:50:16,597 You, young girl, come closer. 826 00:50:17,807 --> 00:50:19,475 Move on, my darling. 827 00:50:19,934 --> 00:50:21,769 Not you, big Jesus. 828 00:50:21,936 --> 00:50:23,438 You, the handsome guy. 829 00:50:24,272 --> 00:50:25,314 It's very simple. 830 00:50:25,815 --> 00:50:28,276 You point, you aim and you shoot. 831 00:50:31,612 --> 00:50:33,114 You don't want to do that. 832 00:50:33,614 --> 00:50:35,533 You can do it. Focus. 833 00:50:35,742 --> 00:50:37,493 Don't listen to this psycho. Think. 834 00:50:38,036 --> 00:50:39,120 Finish him off! 835 00:50:44,333 --> 00:50:46,127 Right in the balls. Pretty ! 836 00:50:47,754 --> 00:50:48,880 Well done ! We applaud him. 837 00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:55,803 Well done, well done! It was great. 838 00:50:56,471 --> 00:51:00,016 We have one charge left. Volunteers? 839 00:51:02,477 --> 00:51:03,978 You, big guy. Approach. 840 00:51:21,412 --> 00:51:22,413 Same instructions: 841 00:51:22,580 --> 00:51:24,540 point, aim and shoot. 842 00:51:28,377 --> 00:51:30,755 So. It's good. 843 00:51:30,922 --> 00:51:32,173 Beautiful intensity. 844 00:51:33,049 --> 00:51:35,009 The eye of the tiger. 845 00:51:35,176 --> 00:51:39,055 You have 50,000 volts. Don't be afraid to trigger lightning. 846 00:51:42,850 --> 00:51:44,185 In the face! 847 00:51:48,940 --> 00:51:50,233 He's still standing. 848 00:51:52,193 --> 00:51:53,820 Don't panic. 849 00:51:54,445 --> 00:51:56,697 We've seen this before. He needs some help. 850 00:51:58,241 --> 00:51:59,575 And there you have it. 851 00:52:01,410 --> 00:52:04,038 Some big ones, they need two doses. 852 00:52:04,705 --> 00:52:07,041 Who wants to be fingerprinted? 853 00:52:07,208 --> 00:52:08,209 Follow me. 854 00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:12,088 The bastards! Do you hear me? 855 00:52:12,713 --> 00:52:15,633 It was lame. I'm going to say it, that their car was stolen. 856 00:52:16,050 --> 00:52:18,719 - They released us. We don't care. - Not me. 857 00:52:18,886 --> 00:52:21,556 You can't electrocute people 858 00:52:21,722 --> 00:52:23,766 because we find it funny. 859 00:52:23,933 --> 00:52:26,060 This is police brutality. 860 00:52:29,730 --> 00:52:32,066 I'm going to get a soda. You don't want anything? 861 00:52:37,363 --> 00:52:39,574 He won't stop chattering. 862 00:52:42,577 --> 00:52:44,287 Alan, are you okay? 863 00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:47,456 I'm worried. 864 00:52:49,167 --> 00:52:51,085 What if something bad had happened to Doug? 865 00:52:51,252 --> 00:52:52,879 You shouldn't say that to yourself. 866 00:52:53,588 --> 00:52:55,089 What if he was dead? 867 00:52:55,673 --> 00:52:59,135 I can't lose someone close to me again. It hurts too much. 868 00:52:59,927 --> 00:53:01,679 I cried too much, for my grandfather. 869 00:53:01,888 --> 00:53:02,930 What did he die of? 870 00:53:03,890 --> 00:53:05,933 - Second World War. - In combat? 871 00:53:06,809 --> 00:53:10,104 No, skiing in Vermont. During the 2nd World War. 872 00:53:12,982 --> 00:53:13,983 Doug is fine. 873 00:53:14,150 --> 00:53:17,028 - Why doesn't he call? - We'll find out eventually. 874 00:53:18,404 --> 00:53:19,655 In addition... 875 00:53:19,822 --> 00:53:22,325 I bet you that the car is smashed. 876 00:53:22,491 --> 00:53:23,492 Not now. 877 00:53:23,659 --> 00:53:26,621 How much you bet that she is unrecognizable? 878 00:53:26,787 --> 00:53:30,416 That's enough. Alan is very worried. Don't add any more. 879 00:53:34,629 --> 00:53:35,630 Excuse me. 880 00:53:36,172 --> 00:53:38,549 We're going to search the car 881 00:53:39,008 --> 00:53:41,135 and everything will be fine. 882 00:53:42,803 --> 00:53:44,805 I don't dare look. Tell me. 883 00:53:46,641 --> 00:53:48,726 I don't watch. 884 00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:53,314 Phew! 885 00:53:54,065 --> 00:53:55,149 See? 886 00:53:56,192 --> 00:53:57,485 It's going to go well. 887 00:54:04,533 --> 00:54:05,576 Something ? 888 00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:07,870 - A cigar. - I found... 889 00:54:08,871 --> 00:54:10,081 black shoes. 890 00:54:10,248 --> 00:54:12,208 - Of a woman? - I don't know. 891 00:54:13,626 --> 00:54:14,627 Whose is it? 892 00:54:14,794 --> 00:54:16,879 He's a 38 man. 893 00:54:17,129 --> 00:54:18,130 Curious. 894 00:54:18,381 --> 00:54:19,674 Is this snake shedding? 895 00:54:21,509 --> 00:54:22,843 It's a used condom! 896 00:54:25,763 --> 00:54:27,181 - Throw it away. - It's wet. 897 00:54:29,475 --> 00:54:30,893 I have cum on me! 898 00:54:33,896 --> 00:54:34,897 Send it to me. 899 00:54:39,026 --> 00:54:42,029 Damn, guys! We need to stop messing around. 900 00:54:45,533 --> 00:54:46,534 What was it? 901 00:54:47,368 --> 00:54:48,369 It's coming from the trunk. 902 00:54:49,537 --> 00:54:51,038 Doug is in the trunk! 903 00:54:54,750 --> 00:54:55,751 Open it! 904 00:55:14,312 --> 00:55:15,730 I am with you! 905 00:55:15,896 --> 00:55:17,481 You want to fuck me up? 906 00:55:17,648 --> 00:55:18,816 Nobody wants to fuck you up! 907 00:55:19,025 --> 00:55:22,236 We are on your side. I hate Godzilla, too! 908 00:55:22,653 --> 00:55:25,239 I hate him! He is destroying cities! 909 00:55:27,033 --> 00:55:29,535 It's not your fault. I'll bring you some pants. 910 00:55:35,041 --> 00:55:37,251 What the hell was that? 911 00:55:39,170 --> 00:55:40,755 I have internal bleeding. 912 00:55:41,255 --> 00:55:42,923 Call emergency services. 913 00:55:43,758 --> 00:55:45,676 What was this madness? 914 00:55:46,552 --> 00:55:47,970 Who was this guy? 915 00:55:48,137 --> 00:55:49,638 He was mean! 916 00:55:52,058 --> 00:55:54,101 I have to tell you something. 917 00:55:55,770 --> 00:55:58,939 Last night on the roof, before we go out... 918 00:56:00,941 --> 00:56:02,985 I put something in our Jägermeister. 919 00:56:04,945 --> 00:56:07,114 Sorry, I did something stupid. 920 00:56:08,491 --> 00:56:09,700 Did you drug us? 921 00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:10,868 No. 922 00:56:11,118 --> 00:56:13,704 I was told it was ecstasy. 923 00:56:14,663 --> 00:56:16,707 Who told you it was ecstasy? 924 00:56:17,166 --> 00:56:18,959 The guy from the liquor store. 925 00:56:19,126 --> 00:56:20,961 Why give us ecstasy? 926 00:56:21,128 --> 00:56:24,131 I wanted us to have fun and you wouldn't have taken any. 927 00:56:24,465 --> 00:56:27,635 There was one each. I took three per evening. 928 00:56:28,803 --> 00:56:31,889 But it wasn't ecstasy, They were roofies! 929 00:56:32,181 --> 00:56:33,516 Do you think I knew that? 930 00:56:34,183 --> 00:56:36,977 The guy who sold it to me looked legit. 931 00:56:37,144 --> 00:56:40,106 The liquor store dealer wasn't nice? 932 00:56:40,398 --> 00:56:41,399 We calm down. 933 00:56:41,607 --> 00:56:44,485 Calm down, yourself! He drugged us! 934 00:56:44,819 --> 00:56:46,904 I lost a tooth, married a whore. 935 00:56:47,113 --> 00:56:48,989 She is a respectable lady! 936 00:56:49,156 --> 00:56:51,033 You really are a moron! 937 00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:52,368 You offend me. 938 00:56:52,535 --> 00:56:54,036 Fuck you! 939 00:56:54,203 --> 00:56:55,996 We take a deep breath. 940 00:56:57,706 --> 00:56:58,874 That's a good thing. 941 00:56:59,041 --> 00:57:03,003 We weren't drugged by a stranger for God knows what reason. 942 00:57:03,421 --> 00:57:06,173 You're right, Phil. That's a good thing. 943 00:57:07,216 --> 00:57:09,385 We feel much better. 944 00:57:10,052 --> 00:57:13,222 There is something I would like remind you: 945 00:57:13,556 --> 00:57:17,852 our best friend Doug is probably head in a ditch 946 00:57:18,018 --> 00:57:20,855 with a junkie fucking his corpse. 947 00:57:21,021 --> 00:57:22,189 It's unlikely. 948 00:57:22,356 --> 00:57:24,358 - It's true. - That doesn't help. 949 00:57:24,859 --> 00:57:26,652 Let's stop messing around. 950 00:57:27,862 --> 00:57:30,406 We return to the hotel. I make a few calls. 951 00:57:30,865 --> 00:57:32,575 Doug might be there, asleep. 952 00:57:32,741 --> 00:57:34,910 Come on, let’s get moving! 953 00:57:36,704 --> 00:57:37,705 Are you helping me? 954 00:57:44,545 --> 00:57:45,880 How are you ? 955 00:57:46,046 --> 00:57:48,048 Alan, excuse me. 956 00:57:58,476 --> 00:58:00,227 Wait, guys. 957 00:58:00,769 --> 00:58:02,438 What if the tiger came out? 958 00:58:04,106 --> 00:58:06,400 I keep forgetting the tiger. 959 00:58:07,818 --> 00:58:09,236 How did he get there? 960 00:58:09,737 --> 00:58:12,740 I don't know because I don't remember it. 961 00:58:13,616 --> 00:58:14,783 Gently. 962 00:58:15,284 --> 00:58:18,412 One of the side effects of roofies: memory loss. 963 00:58:19,955 --> 00:58:22,750 You are really too stupid so that someone insults you. 964 00:58:23,250 --> 00:58:24,251 THANKS. 965 00:58:35,763 --> 00:58:37,431 Had we left the music? 966 00:58:41,268 --> 00:58:43,270 No sudden movements. 967 00:58:46,607 --> 00:58:48,317 - Who are you? - And you ? 968 00:58:48,526 --> 00:58:49,610 Silence ! 969 00:58:53,531 --> 00:58:54,782 Mike Tyson? 970 00:58:56,158 --> 00:58:58,285 This is my favorite passage. 971 00:59:07,503 --> 00:59:08,504 The choirs. 972 00:59:17,179 --> 00:59:18,180 Again. 973 00:59:25,813 --> 00:59:27,147 Why did you do that? 974 00:59:27,398 --> 00:59:30,985 Mr. Tyson wonders what his tiger in your bathroom. 975 00:59:31,819 --> 00:59:33,862 It wasn't necessary. 976 00:59:34,029 --> 00:59:36,824 I'm a fan. When you knocked out Holmes... 977 00:59:36,991 --> 00:59:38,033 Explain. 978 00:59:38,993 --> 00:59:42,413 We were drugged last night. We don't remember anything. 979 00:59:42,580 --> 00:59:43,831 It's true. 980 00:59:44,331 --> 00:59:47,376 We got into a lot of trouble and we lost our friend. 981 00:59:47,710 --> 00:59:50,337 If you want to kill us, go ahead, I don't care. 982 00:59:50,504 --> 00:59:52,506 - Are you okay? - I don't care. 983 00:59:52,673 --> 00:59:54,383 Why steal your tiger? 984 00:59:55,342 --> 00:59:58,304 We do stupid things when we're high. 985 00:59:58,804 --> 01:00:00,055 I don't believe them. 986 01:00:00,222 --> 01:00:02,182 How did you find us? 987 01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:06,103 One of you left his jacket in the tiger's cage. 988 01:00:06,312 --> 01:00:07,438 It's Doug's! 989 01:00:08,022 --> 01:00:11,066 His portfolio and his room key are there. 990 01:00:11,233 --> 01:00:13,444 - Our missing friend. - Nothing to beat. 991 01:00:14,194 --> 01:00:16,238 - Did you see him? - I was sleeping. 992 01:00:16,405 --> 01:00:19,366 If he had been awake, it would have been less easy. 993 01:00:19,533 --> 01:00:21,452 He may have been eaten, like Omar. 994 01:00:22,036 --> 01:00:23,037 Respect. 995 01:00:23,829 --> 01:00:26,874 - What happened to Omar? - He left us. 996 01:00:28,751 --> 01:00:30,878 It's a lot to ask, but we could 997 01:00:31,045 --> 01:00:34,340 go to your house looking for traces of our friend? 998 01:00:34,548 --> 01:00:38,093 Of course. How else do we get the tiger back? 999 01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:44,141 We don't put him in the Bentley. 1000 01:00:44,350 --> 01:00:46,560 You brought him here, you bring it back. 1001 01:00:47,102 --> 01:00:48,729 In 40 minutes? 1002 01:00:49,605 --> 01:00:51,607 Don't make me come back and get it. 1003 01:00:55,778 --> 01:00:57,112 It was Mike Tyson. 1004 01:00:57,279 --> 01:00:58,572 No joke. 1005 01:00:58,739 --> 01:01:00,574 He didn't lose it. 1006 01:01:03,661 --> 01:01:04,662 How are you ? 1007 01:01:06,455 --> 01:01:07,790 Where did he touch it? 1008 01:01:14,129 --> 01:01:15,506 It's not fair. 1009 01:01:16,590 --> 01:01:19,385 Rock, paper, scissors. There is nothing more fair. 1010 01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:21,011 Alan should do it. 1011 01:01:21,178 --> 01:01:24,765 Alan had a loaf of Mike Tyson. Come on, for Doug. 1012 01:01:25,766 --> 01:01:28,852 Why do you pepper? Do tigers like pepper? 1013 01:01:29,019 --> 01:01:31,939 They love pepper. They hate cinnamon. 1014 01:01:34,566 --> 01:01:36,902 Phil, it's up to you. 1015 01:01:37,444 --> 01:01:40,781 I want to, but you lost. That would be cheating. 1016 01:01:40,948 --> 01:01:43,742 I stuffed 5 roofies in there. 1017 01:01:43,909 --> 01:01:45,744 Go over there and throw it to him. 1018 01:01:50,249 --> 01:01:51,583 Make sure he eats everything. 1019 01:02:03,721 --> 01:02:04,930 Kitty... 1020 01:02:05,973 --> 01:02:07,975 It's okay, kid. 1021 01:02:08,142 --> 01:02:09,685 I have a snack for you. 1022 01:02:10,310 --> 01:02:12,813 It's very important that you eat it. 1023 01:02:14,815 --> 01:02:15,816 A little... 1024 01:02:22,990 --> 01:02:24,074 And now? 1025 01:02:25,075 --> 01:02:26,160 We wait. 1026 01:02:36,503 --> 01:02:39,256 What do tigers dream of 1027 01:02:39,923 --> 01:02:43,218 When they go to bed like tiggers? 1028 01:02:43,635 --> 01:02:46,847 Do they dream that they devour zebras 1029 01:02:47,014 --> 01:02:50,350 Or Catwoman meowing? 1030 01:02:51,351 --> 01:02:54,354 Don't worry, little striped cat 1031 01:02:54,521 --> 01:02:58,150 We'll take you back to Tyson's, In your cozy bed 1032 01:02:58,317 --> 01:03:01,445 And we will find Doug our best friend 1033 01:03:01,612 --> 01:03:05,365 And we will tighten it in our arms until infinity 1034 01:03:13,832 --> 01:03:18,545 But if he got shot by dealers 1035 01:03:20,881 --> 01:03:23,133 So, we're really in trouble. 1036 01:03:29,306 --> 01:03:31,016 By the way, we're all going to die. 1037 01:03:41,735 --> 01:03:42,736 Be careful! 1038 01:03:43,904 --> 01:03:45,155 It's his nose. 1039 01:03:58,293 --> 01:04:00,587 That's when, Halley's next comet? 1040 01:04:02,172 --> 01:04:03,215 We don't care. 1041 01:04:03,382 --> 01:04:04,883 You know, Stu? 1042 01:04:05,551 --> 01:04:08,720 Not for about sixty years, I believe. 1043 01:04:08,887 --> 01:04:09,930 Not tonight? 1044 01:04:10,097 --> 01:04:11,890 No, I don't think so. 1045 01:04:12,057 --> 01:04:13,600 Are you not sure? 1046 01:04:16,186 --> 01:04:19,022 My cousin Marcus saw one. It stunned him. 1047 01:04:19,189 --> 01:04:21,567 I don't want to risk missing one. 1048 01:04:21,733 --> 01:04:24,236 If you know there's going to be one... 1049 01:04:47,968 --> 01:04:49,469 He got me! 1050 01:04:49,636 --> 01:04:51,722 He slapped you! You are bleeding! 1051 01:05:10,616 --> 01:05:13,660 - I can't! - Put your hand back on the steering wheel. 1052 01:05:13,827 --> 01:05:15,162 I'm too scared. 1053 01:05:15,329 --> 01:05:17,748 We need you. Insure. 1054 01:05:20,167 --> 01:05:21,168 Dad is going to kill me. 1055 01:05:21,376 --> 01:05:22,878 - That's it. - It's good. 1056 01:05:23,295 --> 01:05:24,504 Straight ahead. 1057 01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:35,807 You are late. 1058 01:05:36,016 --> 01:05:38,226 Maybe. We pushed it for 1 km. 1059 01:05:38,518 --> 01:05:41,271 Enter. Mike has something to show you. 1060 01:05:46,568 --> 01:05:49,029 He is enraged. You should prick it. 1061 01:05:52,199 --> 01:05:54,910 When we got home, we looked security videos. 1062 01:05:55,077 --> 01:05:56,078 Great 1063 01:06:01,667 --> 01:06:02,668 It's Doug! 1064 01:06:03,293 --> 01:06:04,294 He's alive! 1065 01:06:04,544 --> 01:06:07,589 He's our friend, the one who had disappeared... 1066 01:06:07,756 --> 01:06:09,216 - It's nice. - We're great friends. 1067 01:06:09,383 --> 01:06:11,843 Look closely, I don't have all night. 1068 01:06:12,094 --> 01:06:13,345 Of course. 1069 01:06:18,266 --> 01:06:19,685 It's me on TV. 1070 01:06:19,977 --> 01:06:21,853 I had never been on TV. 1071 01:06:22,062 --> 01:06:23,105 What the hell are you doing? 1072 01:06:23,355 --> 01:06:25,565 Really ? Really, Alan! 1073 01:06:32,239 --> 01:06:34,491 The pool is going to overflow! 1074 01:06:36,201 --> 01:06:37,786 Should I wait outside? 1075 01:06:37,953 --> 01:06:39,204 Good idea. 1076 01:06:42,332 --> 01:06:44,209 Touch nothing. 1077 01:06:46,086 --> 01:06:48,505 It's not... we don't know him very well. 1078 01:06:53,844 --> 01:06:55,887 Where does this cop car come from? 1079 01:06:56,179 --> 01:06:58,890 We stole it from those idiot cops. 1080 01:06:59,266 --> 01:07:00,392 Pretty ! 1081 01:07:01,393 --> 01:07:02,686 Nice, guys! 1082 01:07:02,978 --> 01:07:04,896 Give me a high five! 1083 01:07:05,605 --> 01:07:07,107 Very pretty. 1084 01:07:07,816 --> 01:07:08,984 Between us, 1085 01:07:09,151 --> 01:07:12,696 I have never seen a creature more beautiful, elegant, noble. 1086 01:07:13,113 --> 01:07:15,282 Look at that, I'll fuck the tiger! 1087 01:07:16,700 --> 01:07:17,993 It's awful. 1088 01:07:21,163 --> 01:07:23,123 Who does stuff like that? 1089 01:07:24,499 --> 01:07:25,792 Someone who has problems. 1090 01:07:26,126 --> 01:07:27,210 I'm sick. 1091 01:07:31,673 --> 01:07:32,716 That's all we have. 1092 01:07:34,384 --> 01:07:36,511 It helped us enormously. 1093 01:07:37,304 --> 01:07:39,598 We know that our friend Doug 1094 01:07:39,765 --> 01:07:42,726 was with us at 3:30 a.m., very much alive. 1095 01:07:43,185 --> 01:07:44,895 Thanks again, champion. 1096 01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:48,607 Sorry for stealing your tiger. 1097 01:07:48,774 --> 01:07:50,525 No worries. As you say, 1098 01:07:50,692 --> 01:07:52,527 we do stupid things when you're high. 1099 01:07:55,030 --> 01:07:56,073 Do you see? 1100 01:07:56,239 --> 01:07:57,824 It's true that I said that. 1101 01:08:01,703 --> 01:08:04,581 Everyone says Mike Tyson is a big tough guy, 1102 01:08:05,040 --> 01:08:06,958 but in fact, it's a tender one. 1103 01:08:07,334 --> 01:08:09,002 I find him nasty. 1104 01:08:10,754 --> 01:08:12,589 It's time to call Tracy. 1105 01:08:13,256 --> 01:08:15,258 Hallelujah! Finally... 1106 01:08:15,425 --> 01:08:17,219 Phil says something sensible. 1107 01:08:17,552 --> 01:08:19,805 You never know, Maybe Doug called her. 1108 01:08:20,097 --> 01:08:21,932 I've been saying it from the start. 1109 01:08:23,183 --> 01:08:25,769 We must be completely honest and tell him everything. 1110 01:08:28,313 --> 01:08:29,439 Not everything. 1111 01:08:29,731 --> 01:08:33,527 Let's ignore the fact that I married a whore. 1112 01:08:34,027 --> 01:08:35,737 Let's focus on Doug. 1113 01:08:36,404 --> 01:08:37,823 What do I say about the car? 1114 01:08:37,989 --> 01:08:39,991 It's just the inside. 1115 01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:42,702 I know a guy which works wonders. 1116 01:09:00,554 --> 01:09:02,013 You have nothing? 1117 01:09:10,647 --> 01:09:12,524 I recognize this guy. 1118 01:09:12,858 --> 01:09:14,401 It's the safe guy! 1119 01:09:15,527 --> 01:09:18,321 Get out of the car, please. 1120 01:09:19,531 --> 01:09:21,449 They're the ones who shot Eddie. 1121 01:09:26,413 --> 01:09:27,747 Gently ! 1122 01:09:36,047 --> 01:09:37,924 You two, the big one. 1123 01:09:41,803 --> 01:09:43,847 Calm down! 1124 01:09:44,514 --> 01:09:47,017 Give me back my purse, 1125 01:09:47,642 --> 01:09:48,810 assholes. 1126 01:09:50,061 --> 01:09:51,062 Your handbag? 1127 01:09:51,438 --> 01:09:53,023 It's a bag! 1128 01:09:53,190 --> 01:09:55,150 A handbag! 1129 01:09:55,317 --> 01:09:57,819 And you steal from the wrong person. 1130 01:09:57,986 --> 01:10:00,697 One second. Were you robbed? 1131 01:10:01,114 --> 01:10:05,660 We have no memories about what happened last night. 1132 01:10:05,827 --> 01:10:07,787 So help us out a little. 1133 01:10:08,580 --> 01:10:11,833 You met late at a craps table. 1134 01:10:12,709 --> 01:10:14,586 You were in a rush and he took advantage of it. 1135 01:10:15,086 --> 01:10:16,338 He won almost 80 bricks. 1136 01:10:16,713 --> 01:10:18,298 No joke, 80 bricks? Pretty. 1137 01:10:18,465 --> 01:10:19,507 It's good. 1138 01:10:20,175 --> 01:10:22,969 He put the chips in his bag and you left with it. 1139 01:10:23,136 --> 01:10:24,804 It doesn't look like us. 1140 01:10:25,013 --> 01:10:28,558 Mine contained $80,000. 1141 01:10:28,808 --> 01:10:29,976 And this one? 1142 01:10:30,143 --> 01:10:31,144 Nothing. 1143 01:10:31,353 --> 01:10:32,520 There are candy in there! 1144 01:10:33,730 --> 01:10:35,106 I'm dead! 1145 01:10:36,900 --> 01:10:39,194 He is bearded, but he is a child. 1146 01:10:39,361 --> 01:10:41,321 It's funny because he's big. 1147 01:10:41,488 --> 01:10:45,116 It is obviously a very stupid misunderstanding. 1148 01:10:45,325 --> 01:10:47,869 Alan got the wrong bag. Nothing serious. 1149 01:10:48,036 --> 01:10:50,205 If it's "no big deal", 1150 01:10:50,372 --> 01:10:54,042 why, when I come to see you, he screams like crazy 1151 01:10:54,209 --> 01:10:55,919 and throw me in the trunk? 1152 01:10:56,127 --> 01:10:57,128 Did I do this? 1153 01:10:57,337 --> 01:11:00,882 You said: “It’s my lucky charm, I’m bringing it back.” 1154 01:11:03,093 --> 01:11:05,053 - A lucky charm! - It's funny. 1155 01:11:07,347 --> 01:11:08,348 Fuck you. 1156 01:11:10,350 --> 01:11:14,020 If you want to see your friend again, give me back my 80 bricks. 1157 01:11:14,354 --> 01:11:15,605 - What ? - Our friend? 1158 01:11:15,772 --> 01:11:16,898 Are you holding Doug? 1159 01:11:22,737 --> 01:11:23,947 Doug is in the car! 1160 01:11:26,866 --> 01:11:27,993 Calm down, the goat! 1161 01:11:30,745 --> 01:11:32,122 What do you want? 1162 01:11:32,455 --> 01:11:35,375 Now we want to negotiate, shitbag? 1163 01:11:37,127 --> 01:11:39,629 We are sorry, but it's easy to repair. 1164 01:11:39,796 --> 01:11:41,589 - Alan, where is his bag? - I don't know. 1165 01:11:41,756 --> 01:11:43,425 He's at the hotel! 1166 01:11:43,591 --> 01:11:44,592 We can go there. 1167 01:11:44,759 --> 01:11:47,554 We're going to look for the... We can even write you a check. 1168 01:11:47,721 --> 01:11:49,139 No check, cash. 1169 01:11:49,556 --> 01:11:52,058 - There's someone in there! - I'm bored... 1170 01:11:53,101 --> 01:11:54,144 Go to sleep. 1171 01:11:56,104 --> 01:11:57,230 Sorry if we bore you... 1172 01:11:57,397 --> 01:11:59,149 - Doug, we're here. - He's our friend! 1173 01:11:59,941 --> 01:12:00,942 Kidnapper g 1174 01:12:07,991 --> 01:12:09,284 Crush me. 1175 01:12:13,079 --> 01:12:14,956 Bring Money to Big Rock 1176 01:12:15,123 --> 01:12:17,459 in Mojave Desert at dawn. 1177 01:12:18,168 --> 01:12:20,503 See you again, motherfuckers. 1178 01:12:24,799 --> 01:12:27,260 At least take the bag off his head! 1179 01:12:47,947 --> 01:12:51,034 I searched this morning. He's nowhere. 1180 01:12:56,581 --> 01:12:57,665 How much do you have in the bank? 1181 01:12:58,375 --> 01:13:00,835 Within 10 bricks. It was for the wedding. 1182 01:13:01,252 --> 01:13:03,213 You're already married, that's okay. 1183 01:13:03,380 --> 01:13:05,423 And forget Melissa, she's horrible. 1184 01:13:05,590 --> 01:13:07,467 Doug told me that she had a pilot. 1185 01:13:08,635 --> 01:13:10,136 A bartender on a cruise. 1186 01:13:10,553 --> 01:13:12,222 What do you all have? 1187 01:13:12,972 --> 01:13:15,600 You just ate Canape pizza? 1188 01:13:17,894 --> 01:13:19,604 What to do? We're screwed. 1189 01:13:20,814 --> 01:13:22,649 - Guys... - Did you find it? 1190 01:13:22,816 --> 01:13:23,900 No. 1191 01:13:24,984 --> 01:13:26,820 But take a look. 1192 01:14:14,117 --> 01:14:16,035 Tokens for 10,000. 1193 01:14:21,332 --> 01:14:23,334 - Are these places taken? - Go for it. 1194 01:14:29,257 --> 01:14:30,717 Let's play blackjack! 1195 01:14:54,741 --> 01:14:56,117 In the ass! 1196 01:15:03,082 --> 01:15:04,083 I keep. 1197 01:15:04,375 --> 01:15:06,294 Screwed! 1198 01:15:12,509 --> 01:15:13,843 I cut the five. 1199 01:15:15,512 --> 01:15:16,596 Bankruptcy. 1200 01:15:20,725 --> 01:15:23,144 I don't know you, but it's stupid. 1201 01:15:26,231 --> 01:15:28,816 He can't lose. 1202 01:15:31,110 --> 01:15:32,987 The supervisor spotted him. 1203 01:15:51,130 --> 01:15:52,131 How are you ? 1204 01:15:52,298 --> 01:15:55,677 What a clumsy person! I lose my nerves when I play. 1205 01:15:55,843 --> 01:15:56,844 It happens. 1206 01:15:57,262 --> 01:15:59,264 Not so fast. 1207 01:15:59,430 --> 01:16:01,558 Gently. She's my wife. 1208 01:16:02,058 --> 01:16:03,643 I'm in pain. 1209 01:16:05,228 --> 01:16:06,396 - How are you ? - I don't know. 1210 01:16:06,563 --> 01:16:08,147 Me neither. 1211 01:16:08,731 --> 01:16:11,025 It seems to be okay. Let's go. 1212 01:16:13,194 --> 01:16:15,530 Sorry. She drank a little too much. 1213 01:16:16,197 --> 01:16:18,449 Thanks, old man. For you. 1214 01:16:27,375 --> 01:16:29,210 100, 200, 300... 1215 01:16:30,169 --> 01:16:33,673 With all that, we have $82,400. 1216 01:16:34,424 --> 01:16:37,427 Shit, I can't believe it! 1217 01:16:37,594 --> 01:16:38,803 Alan, you are a boss! 1218 01:16:38,970 --> 01:16:40,305 You too, Phil. 1219 01:16:40,763 --> 01:16:43,224 We'll be back in 8 days and we take the city? 1220 01:16:43,474 --> 01:16:44,642 I am free. 1221 01:16:44,809 --> 01:16:48,396 Let's focus on the fact to get Doug back. 1222 01:16:48,563 --> 01:16:51,941 In 8 days, I can't. The Jonas Brothers are playing. 1223 01:16:52,108 --> 01:16:54,611 But anytime after that, it's good. 1224 01:16:54,777 --> 01:16:57,822 We can say without fear that our luck has changed. 1225 01:16:58,448 --> 01:17:00,074 We're off again! 1226 01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:02,201 We're off again! 1227 01:17:02,869 --> 01:17:03,870 Too classy! 1228 01:17:07,749 --> 01:17:09,709 We're going to get Doug back! 1229 01:17:10,084 --> 01:17:13,379 We are the three best friends that we can dream of having... 1230 01:17:19,886 --> 01:17:23,139 And never never never we will never leave each other 1231 01:17:49,916 --> 01:17:50,917 And now? 1232 01:17:51,459 --> 01:17:52,543 Give the signal. 1233 01:17:52,752 --> 01:17:55,797 - What signal? - The headlights. To say that it works. 1234 01:17:56,589 --> 01:17:59,092 - What works? - The market. 1235 01:17:59,425 --> 01:18:03,054 We did 50 miles in the desert. He knows it works. 1236 01:18:03,388 --> 01:18:04,931 Do something! 1237 01:18:06,265 --> 01:18:07,266 All right. 1238 01:18:12,146 --> 01:18:13,773 - Do you see? - Here we go. 1239 01:18:28,121 --> 01:18:30,498 The funny little fat guy fell to the ground. 1240 01:18:30,665 --> 01:18:31,791 How are you ? 1241 01:18:32,291 --> 01:18:35,002 We have the money. 80 bricks, in cash. 1242 01:18:35,169 --> 01:18:37,213 Throw it in and I'll give you Doug. 1243 01:18:38,673 --> 01:18:40,633 First... hello. 1244 01:18:41,050 --> 01:18:42,468 We didn't catch your name. 1245 01:18:42,844 --> 01:18:45,638 Mr. Chow. Leslie Chow. 1246 01:18:45,805 --> 01:18:48,307 Mr. Chow, delighted. I'm Stu. 1247 01:18:48,474 --> 01:18:53,229 We would very much like have the opportunity to see Doug 1248 01:18:53,396 --> 01:18:56,315 before paying you, to check that he is okay. 1249 01:18:56,816 --> 01:18:58,609 If it's... good for you. 1250 01:18:58,818 --> 01:19:01,070 Of course, Stu. It's good for me. 1251 01:19:13,875 --> 01:19:14,876 He's fine. 1252 01:19:15,334 --> 01:19:18,254 Now give me the money or I kill him 1253 01:19:18,421 --> 01:19:21,090 and I kill you all, bunch of bastards. 1254 01:19:21,257 --> 01:19:24,719 And then we help ourselves. It's up to you, bitches. 1255 01:19:25,553 --> 01:19:26,888 Give him the money. 1256 01:19:36,564 --> 01:19:37,565 The account is there. 1257 01:19:37,732 --> 01:19:39,066 He can leave. 1258 01:19:42,445 --> 01:19:44,238 Gently. 1259 01:19:47,658 --> 01:19:49,160 Is this a joke? 1260 01:19:49,368 --> 01:19:51,287 - Who is it ? - It's not Doug. 1261 01:19:51,704 --> 01:19:54,415 Are you kidding, Anatole? It's him! 1262 01:19:54,707 --> 01:19:57,001 Sorry, Mr. Chow. He's not our friend. 1263 01:19:58,544 --> 01:20:00,254 The Doug we're looking for is white. 1264 01:20:02,673 --> 01:20:04,926 I told you you were wrong, little one! 1265 01:20:05,259 --> 01:20:07,553 Alan, what have you gotten me into? 1266 01:20:07,762 --> 01:20:08,763 Do you know him? 1267 01:20:08,930 --> 01:20:11,349 He sold me the wrong drugs. Does it run? 1268 01:20:11,516 --> 01:20:13,768 I didn't sell you bad drugs. 1269 01:20:14,393 --> 01:20:16,646 Did he sell you Ruphylin? 1270 01:20:16,813 --> 01:20:18,397 The Ruphylin? 1271 01:20:18,731 --> 01:20:20,525 We don't care! Where is Doug? 1272 01:20:21,150 --> 01:20:22,568 It's me, Doug! 1273 01:20:23,152 --> 01:20:24,904 Is your name Doug? 1274 01:20:25,446 --> 01:20:28,157 His name is also Doug. Classic error. 1275 01:20:30,827 --> 01:20:32,245 It's the wrong Doug! 1276 01:20:32,411 --> 01:20:33,913 Not my problem. 1277 01:20:34,413 --> 01:20:37,708 What a shame! Return our 80 bricks and take it back. 1278 01:20:37,917 --> 01:20:39,168 I'll be your Doug. 1279 01:20:39,544 --> 01:20:41,796 Okay, I'll take it back. 1280 01:20:42,922 --> 01:20:45,675 As soon as you have sucked my Chinese balls! 1281 01:20:46,300 --> 01:20:47,677 Disgusting. 1282 01:20:47,844 --> 01:20:49,303 Doesn’t that tempt you? 1283 01:20:50,972 --> 01:20:53,266 Hello, gays! 1284 01:20:53,474 --> 01:20:54,976 Wait ! 1285 01:20:55,142 --> 01:20:56,811 He's a dirty little bastard. 1286 01:20:56,978 --> 01:21:00,147 - Don't you have any ecstasy? - No, I don't have any ecstasy. 1287 01:21:00,857 --> 01:21:02,650 Piss off! 1288 01:21:02,942 --> 01:21:04,318 Makes you sweat! 1289 01:21:05,278 --> 01:21:06,279 Wednesday ! 1290 01:21:17,832 --> 01:21:19,166 Tracy, it's Phil. 1291 01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:22,128 Where are you? I start to mark up. 1292 01:21:26,883 --> 01:21:28,175 We screwed up. 1293 01:21:28,551 --> 01:21:30,553 Thanks for taking me back to town. 1294 01:21:32,597 --> 01:21:34,015 I have a question. 1295 01:21:34,181 --> 01:21:36,142 What were you doing in Chow's car? 1296 01:21:37,018 --> 01:21:39,228 This psycho kidnapped me yesterday. 1297 01:21:39,562 --> 01:21:41,772 For what ? Why you? 1298 01:21:41,939 --> 01:21:44,901 He saw me hanging out with you at the Bellagio. 1299 01:21:46,319 --> 01:21:47,737 Did we go to the Bellagio? 1300 01:21:47,904 --> 01:21:49,447 We played craps, remember. 1301 01:21:49,739 --> 01:21:52,074 No, we don't remember. 1302 01:21:52,241 --> 01:21:56,245 Some asshole drug dealer gave him Ruphylin instead of ecstasy. 1303 01:21:57,496 --> 01:21:59,290 Ruphylin, that word again. 1304 01:21:59,457 --> 01:22:01,250 What is a Ruphylin? 1305 01:22:01,834 --> 01:22:05,671 My word, you are the dealer the stupidest in the world! 1306 01:22:06,380 --> 01:22:09,592 La Ruphylin, for your information, is the date rape drug. 1307 01:22:09,759 --> 01:22:11,719 You sold roofies to Alan. 1308 01:22:12,219 --> 01:22:13,930 I had to mix the sachets. 1309 01:22:14,096 --> 01:22:15,473 Mea culpa. 1310 01:22:15,890 --> 01:22:18,684 Marshall will be worshiped, on this one. 1311 01:22:19,268 --> 01:22:20,519 Cause always. 1312 01:22:20,686 --> 01:22:21,687 It's funny. 1313 01:22:21,896 --> 01:22:25,566 The other day we were wondering why we said roofies. 1314 01:22:25,733 --> 01:22:28,736 - Are you following me? - No not at all. 1315 01:22:29,070 --> 01:22:30,446 Why not floories? 1316 01:22:30,613 --> 01:22:33,866 We meet more often on the ground than on the roof. 1317 01:22:34,992 --> 01:22:36,035 Or groundies. 1318 01:22:36,994 --> 01:22:38,329 Not a bad name. 1319 01:22:38,746 --> 01:22:39,997 Why not purple? 1320 01:22:40,748 --> 01:22:42,041 What did you say? 1321 01:22:42,249 --> 01:22:43,250 Violets. 1322 01:22:43,417 --> 01:22:44,418 Not you. 1323 01:22:44,585 --> 01:22:45,586 Doug, were you saying? 1324 01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:46,921 I said groundies. 1325 01:22:47,380 --> 01:22:49,507 Before that, you said... 1326 01:22:49,674 --> 01:22:51,884 “We meet more often on the ground... 1327 01:22:52,802 --> 01:22:53,803 l. 'u 1328 01:22:54,512 --> 01:22:56,681 Listen, Trace. I regret... 1329 01:23:00,685 --> 01:23:01,811 Tracy, it's Stu. 1330 01:23:01,978 --> 01:23:04,230 Stu, talk to me. What is happening? 1331 01:23:04,397 --> 01:23:07,900 Nothing. Don't listen to Phil. He's completely delirious. 1332 01:23:08,067 --> 01:23:09,986 He's still drunk from last night. 1333 01:23:10,444 --> 01:23:14,615 - Where's Doug? - He pays the bill for a delicious brunch. 1334 01:23:14,782 --> 01:23:17,159 And we can't wait to get home. We'll leave you. 1335 01:23:17,326 --> 01:23:18,327 See you soon. 1336 01:23:23,416 --> 01:23:25,126 I know where Doug is! 1337 01:23:32,633 --> 01:23:34,135 It came to me like that. 1338 01:23:34,677 --> 01:23:37,221 Do you remember Doug's mattress? on the statue? 1339 01:23:37,388 --> 01:23:38,889 He was thrown out the window. 1340 01:23:39,056 --> 01:23:41,767 Vegas hotel windows do not open. 1341 01:23:41,934 --> 01:23:42,935 So how... 1342 01:23:46,147 --> 01:23:47,356 What's going on? 1343 01:23:47,523 --> 01:23:49,025 Doug wanted to warn someone. 1344 01:23:49,191 --> 01:23:50,234 Name of God! 1345 01:23:50,735 --> 01:23:52,403 How did you understand that? 1346 01:23:52,570 --> 01:23:54,405 Doug made it clear to me. 1347 01:23:54,572 --> 01:23:55,781 Not ours, the black one. 1348 01:23:56,532 --> 01:23:57,950 Take it easy. 1349 01:23:59,285 --> 01:24:01,120 Where is the white Doug? 1350 01:24:01,287 --> 01:24:02,830 He's on the roof. 1351 01:24:03,372 --> 01:24:07,710 We had to take him to his mattress to play a joke on him. 1352 01:24:07,877 --> 01:24:09,045 Like in colo. 1353 01:24:09,211 --> 01:24:12,048 We had put our sleeping bag on the pier, at the lake. 1354 01:24:12,631 --> 01:24:16,802 It was funny. There, it's less so, because we forgot it. 1355 01:24:16,969 --> 01:24:18,763 You are really stupid. 1356 01:24:20,765 --> 01:24:21,766 Is he still there? 1357 01:24:21,932 --> 01:24:23,350 Only one way to find out. 1358 01:24:32,485 --> 01:24:33,569 Are you there, buddy? 1359 01:24:37,907 --> 01:24:39,283 Where are you? 1360 01:24:49,085 --> 01:24:50,377 He's here! 1361 01:24:52,254 --> 01:24:54,381 I found it! He's here! 1362 01:24:58,219 --> 01:24:59,428 He's fine! 1363 01:25:00,054 --> 01:25:01,222 Are you doing well ! 1364 01:25:01,847 --> 01:25:04,767 We have to go. 1365 01:25:05,101 --> 01:25:07,728 We looked for you everywhere. 1366 01:25:08,062 --> 01:25:09,063 He's alive! 1367 01:25:09,230 --> 01:25:11,398 What the hell is this? 1368 01:25:11,565 --> 01:25:14,527 We can explain everything, but we have to go. 1369 01:25:15,152 --> 01:25:16,362 Buddy, are you okay? 1370 01:25:16,529 --> 01:25:18,614 No, it's not okay. 1371 01:25:18,781 --> 01:25:20,866 You look good, I'm jealous. 1372 01:25:21,826 --> 01:25:23,244 I'm getting married today. 1373 01:25:23,410 --> 01:25:26,997 Exact. Focus and do everything you say. 1374 01:25:27,164 --> 01:25:29,458 You're wasting our time there. 1375 01:25:30,709 --> 01:25:31,836 You bastard! 1376 01:25:35,005 --> 01:25:36,757 My skin is burning! 1377 01:25:38,843 --> 01:25:40,219 It's not your fault. 1378 01:25:40,386 --> 01:25:42,096 Don't touch me! Shut up. 1379 01:25:42,638 --> 01:25:43,722 Everyone shut up. 1380 01:25:44,807 --> 01:25:45,933 Take me home. 1381 01:25:47,685 --> 01:25:48,853 Take me back. 1382 01:25:50,187 --> 01:25:51,897 And the one after that? 1383 01:25:52,815 --> 01:25:55,484 Are you kidding? 1384 01:25:58,821 --> 01:26:00,072 All flights are full. 1385 01:26:00,239 --> 01:26:01,824 - What about Burbank? - Complete. 1386 01:26:01,991 --> 01:26:05,161 By car, we'll never get there. It's in 3h30! 1387 01:26:05,327 --> 01:26:07,538 - Where is the car? - She's coming. 1388 01:26:07,872 --> 01:26:11,667 You can go there by car. It's playable. 1389 01:26:16,338 --> 01:26:17,923 Give me a second. 1390 01:26:18,257 --> 01:26:20,009 We're leaving without you. 1391 01:26:22,678 --> 01:26:24,597 Is he missing a tooth? 1392 01:26:29,101 --> 01:26:31,520 Thanks for your help last night. 1393 01:26:31,687 --> 01:26:32,813 No problem. 1394 01:26:36,942 --> 01:26:38,819 Don't say anything. I understand. 1395 01:26:40,112 --> 01:26:41,989 It was all stupid. 1396 01:26:44,450 --> 01:26:45,910 It was really stupid. 1397 01:26:53,083 --> 01:26:54,960 It's yours. 1398 01:26:56,378 --> 01:27:00,132 I gave my grandmother's ring to a stranger. 1399 01:27:00,799 --> 01:27:03,010 - What an idea! - You were drunk. 1400 01:27:03,177 --> 01:27:04,261 Visibly. 1401 01:27:05,846 --> 01:27:06,972 You pulled out a tooth. 1402 01:27:09,433 --> 01:27:10,893 Did I pull out a tooth? 1403 01:27:12,102 --> 01:27:13,896 Why did I do this? 1404 01:27:14,521 --> 01:27:18,108 Alan bet you weren't good enough dentist to do it. 1405 01:27:22,363 --> 01:27:23,364 Logic. 1406 01:27:23,781 --> 01:27:24,949 You won. 1407 01:27:27,368 --> 01:27:28,869 Visibly. 1408 01:27:29,411 --> 01:27:31,163 My victory is here. 1409 01:27:31,580 --> 01:27:32,790 We have to get that in. 1410 01:27:33,290 --> 01:27:35,125 - It's good. - Safety first. 1411 01:27:35,292 --> 01:27:36,794 It's okay, it's back. 1412 01:27:36,961 --> 01:27:38,754 We have to get that in. 1413 01:27:41,465 --> 01:27:44,093 Don't damage the car. You'll damage it. 1414 01:27:45,344 --> 01:27:46,595 What are you doing next Saturday? 1415 01:27:47,096 --> 01:27:48,722 I'm working. For what ? 1416 01:27:48,889 --> 01:27:51,934 I thought I would come back, invite you to dinner. 1417 01:27:52,351 --> 01:27:54,645 A date? 1418 01:27:55,020 --> 01:27:58,983 Yes, but which I will remember, I hope. 1419 01:28:00,067 --> 01:28:01,527 I would like that. 1420 01:28:09,994 --> 01:28:11,203 I have to go. 1421 01:28:44,236 --> 01:28:46,655 This trip will not have been so disastrous. 1422 01:28:47,156 --> 01:28:48,615 Why do you say that ? 1423 01:28:48,782 --> 01:28:50,159 Waking up on the roof, 1424 01:28:50,326 --> 01:28:54,079 I found 80,000 dollars in chips of Bellagio in my pocket. 1425 01:28:56,623 --> 01:28:59,460 We don't go home empty-handed! 1426 01:29:17,478 --> 01:29:18,645 Here it is! 1427 01:29:27,529 --> 01:29:28,530 Attention ! 1428 01:29:34,912 --> 01:29:35,954 Thank you, Neeco. 1429 01:29:36,330 --> 01:29:37,623 Page me! 1430 01:29:38,415 --> 01:29:40,459 - Who was it? - My friend. 1431 01:30:17,788 --> 01:30:20,916 Sorry. MapQuest made us do quite a detour. 1432 01:30:44,022 --> 01:30:45,816 - My hair, is it okay? - Alright. 1433 01:30:45,983 --> 01:30:47,317 As classy as Phil? 1434 01:30:48,026 --> 01:30:49,486 It's all Phil. 1435 01:30:54,700 --> 01:30:56,201 She is beautiful. 1436 01:31:03,083 --> 01:31:04,334 Sorry for the delay. 1437 01:31:06,003 --> 01:31:07,087 Vegas. 1438 01:31:12,301 --> 01:31:15,387 Where were you? And why are you so red? 1439 01:31:16,555 --> 01:31:19,975 Honey, it's a long story. 1440 01:31:21,310 --> 01:31:23,270 Here we are gathered today 1441 01:31:24,188 --> 01:31:27,232 by the power of love and promises kept. 1442 01:31:27,399 --> 01:31:29,860 But I am sincerely sorry. 1443 01:31:30,986 --> 01:31:33,280 And I promise, as long as we're married, 1444 01:31:33,447 --> 01:31:37,242 to never inflict yourself again such a thing. 1445 01:31:38,911 --> 01:31:40,370 Do you forgive me? 1446 01:32:26,708 --> 01:32:28,418 - Dad ! - Hello, big guy. 1447 01:32:28,585 --> 01:32:31,171 Excuse me, I'm waiting for my husband. 1448 01:32:31,338 --> 01:32:32,464 Very funny. 1449 01:32:32,631 --> 01:32:35,509 Come here. So, this football match? 1450 01:32:52,651 --> 01:32:54,236 Stu, are you avoiding me? 1451 01:32:56,947 --> 01:32:59,491 My God ! Where did your tooth go? 1452 01:33:00,492 --> 01:33:03,829 This is Alan, Tracy's brother. The brother of... 1453 01:33:05,747 --> 01:33:07,666 Filthy. You didn't call me back! 1454 01:33:09,334 --> 01:33:11,336 There was a micmac when... 1455 01:33:11,503 --> 01:33:15,507 I called Napa. No trace of your arrival. 1456 01:33:17,551 --> 01:33:18,927 We weren't in Napa. 1457 01:33:19,094 --> 01:33:21,638 What the hell is this? 1458 01:33:22,514 --> 01:33:24,600 We went to Las Vegas. 1459 01:33:24,766 --> 01:33:26,435 Why go to Las Vegas? 1460 01:33:26,602 --> 01:33:28,645 My friend is getting married. It's a guy thing. 1461 01:33:29,104 --> 01:33:30,772 It's not your thing! 1462 01:33:30,939 --> 01:33:33,191 So why did I do it? 1463 01:33:33,525 --> 01:33:35,694 Because I did it! Mystery ! 1464 01:33:36,153 --> 01:33:37,487 Why did I do it? 1465 01:33:37,654 --> 01:33:40,282 You always want let me do as you please. 1466 01:33:40,449 --> 01:33:41,742 I've had enough. 1467 01:33:42,242 --> 01:33:43,619 In a healthy relationship, 1468 01:33:43,785 --> 01:33:45,495 a guy gotta act as he pleases. 1469 01:33:45,662 --> 01:33:47,581 It doesn't work like that! 1470 01:33:47,748 --> 01:33:48,749 So much the better ! 1471 01:33:48,915 --> 01:33:51,293 Because that doesn't work for me. 1472 01:33:53,545 --> 01:33:54,546 Since when? 1473 01:33:54,713 --> 01:33:59,343 Since you fucked that waiter during your cruise. And boom! 1474 01:34:02,179 --> 01:34:03,555 Wasn't he a bartender? 1475 01:34:03,722 --> 01:34:05,932 Very fair. Time for me. 1476 01:34:06,099 --> 01:34:08,852 He was a bartender. You fucked a bartender. 1477 01:34:09,436 --> 01:34:10,646 You're a moron. 1478 01:34:12,981 --> 01:34:15,651 You are a... bad person. 1479 01:34:15,817 --> 01:34:17,569 To the marrow. 1480 01:34:21,239 --> 01:34:22,366 Shall we dance? 1481 01:34:33,960 --> 01:34:35,087 It was a pleasure. 1482 01:34:35,253 --> 01:34:36,421 Get out of there. 1483 01:34:37,089 --> 01:34:38,799 I was considering becoming a bartender. 1484 01:34:39,132 --> 01:34:40,133 Suck my cock. 1485 01:34:40,967 --> 01:34:42,135 No, thank you. 1486 01:35:01,154 --> 01:35:03,615 It was a sumptuous wedding. 1487 01:35:03,782 --> 01:35:04,783 I give it 6 months. 1488 01:35:05,534 --> 01:35:06,535 You're an acorn. 1489 01:35:07,577 --> 01:35:08,787 I don't know what to say. 1490 01:35:09,121 --> 01:35:11,915 THANKS ? For the funeral boy's life. 1491 01:35:13,792 --> 01:35:16,461 If only we had some memories! 1492 01:35:17,212 --> 01:35:18,714 Look what I found. 1493 01:35:19,131 --> 01:35:20,549 My camera. 1494 01:35:20,716 --> 01:35:22,300 He was in the back of the car. 1495 01:35:22,718 --> 01:35:23,885 Are there any photos? 1496 01:35:24,219 --> 01:35:26,388 Some are worse than we imagined. 1497 01:35:26,680 --> 01:35:27,681 Without dec. 1498 01:35:33,895 --> 01:35:37,691 We look at these photos together. Once. 1499 01:35:38,817 --> 01:35:40,694 Then we erase the evidence. 1500 01:35:41,403 --> 01:35:43,029 Let's erase them right away. 1501 01:35:43,196 --> 01:35:44,489 Are you crazy? 1502 01:35:44,823 --> 01:35:46,867 Is the hospital story in there? 1503 01:35:47,033 --> 01:35:48,118 Yes, it's in there. 1504 01:35:48,285 --> 01:35:51,079 Guys... once. 1505 01:35:51,246 --> 01:35:52,247 That works ? 1506 01:35:58,587 --> 01:35:59,588 Lord ! 1507 01:35:59,755 --> 01:36:00,756 Too classy! 1508 01:39:39,808 --> 01:39:41,810 [FRENCH]